You Momma so Fat....

Mr.Fitnah

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EDMOND, OK -- Two women are arrested for shoplifting and police say they used their bodies to conceal the goods. Edmond police authorities say it was at the Edmond TJ Maxx that loss prevention officers found the duo stuffing items under their belly fat and breasts.

They say they took four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves; $2,600 worth of store merchandise.

Ailene Brown, 28, and 37-year-old Shmeco Thomas were arrested for shoplifting and are facing felony charges.

Officer James Hamm said, "These two were actually concealing them in areas of their body where excess skin was, under their chest area and armpits."

Police say Brown also had a knife in her purse they say she used to cut security tags in the store.

Women accused of hiding merchandise in body fat - KFOR


Hey lady where you going with that mattress ???
 
Yo mama so fat every time she turns around she gets a welcome home party

Yo mama so fat that after sex she smokes a turkey

Yo mama so fat that the picture i took of her last Xmas is still printing

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side

Yo mama so fat that when she got flesh eating bacteria the doctor gave her 50 years to live
 
Yo mama so fat every time she turns around she gets a welcome home party

Yo mama so fat that after sex she smokes a turkey

Yo mama so fat that the picture i took of her last Xmas is still printing

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side

Yo mama so fat that when she got flesh eating bacteria the doctor gave her 50 years to live

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Thank you Skull Pilot!!!
 

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