You might be a Romney if...........

If you know you're a Christian and not a Muslim, you might be Romney.
Romeny's a Mormon, i wouldnt exactly call him a christian

If you believe that, then Id recommend you read the Book of Mormon for yourself. You can get one for free here.
Mormons believe in Christ and have sprung from the Christian tradition, they have added on an entirely new set of beliefs to that one that change their faith entirely and distinguish it from Christianity.

Three out of four pastors surveyed by Southern Baptist-affiliated LifeWay Research said they disagreed with the statement that Mormons are Christians. The poll was conducted in October 2010 but was not released until Sunday (Oct. 9).

The poll of 1,000 Protestant clergy reflects a continuing a challenge for former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, a Mormon, in connecting with evangelicals, who are a key GOP constituency.

i could personally care less about his religion, im not the ones who made the argument, im simply repeating it.

75% of Pastors: Mormons aren
Why Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are not Christians | Articles about Mormons
 
If you know you're a Christian and not a Muslim, you might be Romney.
Romeny's a Mormon, i wouldnt exactly call him a christian

If you believe that, then Id recommend you read the Book of Mormon for yourself. You can get one for free here.
Mormons believe in Christ and have sprung from the Christian tradition, they have added on an entirely new set of beliefs to that one that change their faith entirely and distinguish it from Christianity.

Three out of four pastors surveyed by Southern Baptist-affiliated LifeWay Research said they disagreed with the statement that Mormons are Christians. The poll was conducted in October 2010 but was not released until Sunday (Oct. 9).

The poll of 1,000 Protestant clergy reflects a continuing a challenge for former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, a Mormon, in connecting with evangelicals, who are a key GOP constituency.

i could personally care less about his religion, im not the ones who made the argument, im simply repeating it.

http://www.toddrhoades.com/75-of-pastors-mormons-aren’t-christian/
Why Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are not Christians | Articles about Mormons
 
Seems like Mittens is doing some serious pandering for southern voters..........

Romney — who celebrated his 65th birthday Monday — had Southern comedian Jeff “you might be a redneck” Foxworthy on the campaign trail with him to help drum up support.

On a rain-soaked campaign stop in Mobile, Ala., Romney joked about a wanting to go hunting with a local friend who “can actually show me which end of the rifle to point.”

Given the conservatism of the GOP electorate in Alabama and Mississippi, candidates like Gingrich and Santorum should be trouncing the more moderate Romney, the GOP front-runner with the most delegates so far.

Both are far more popular than Romney, who is benefitting from a split in the conservative vote.

Gingrich was maintaining a slim 33% to 31% lead over Romney in Mississippi, and the former Massachusetts governor was actually leading Gingrich in Alabama by a hair, 31% to 30%, Public Policy Polling reported Monday.


Read more: If you listen to Jeff Foxworthy's pitch, ya might*be a Mitt*Romney voter - NY Daily News

If your wife has no less than 2 Cadillacs? You might be a Romney.

If some of your best friends own professional sports teams and NASCAR teams? You might be a Romney.

If you're out of touch with the common man in America? You might be a Romney.

At least Romney earned his money through his own work.

What exactly has Obama done to deserve being a millionaire? Wrote a book about how much he hates his white heritage?
 
Seems like Mittens is doing some serious pandering for southern voters..........

Romney — who celebrated his 65th birthday Monday — had Southern comedian Jeff “you might be a redneck” Foxworthy on the campaign trail with him to help drum up support.

On a rain-soaked campaign stop in Mobile, Ala., Romney joked about a wanting to go hunting with a local friend who “can actually show me which end of the rifle to point.”

Given the conservatism of the GOP electorate in Alabama and Mississippi, candidates like Gingrich and Santorum should be trouncing the more moderate Romney, the GOP front-runner with the most delegates so far.

Both are far more popular than Romney, who is benefitting from a split in the conservative vote.

Gingrich was maintaining a slim 33% to 31% lead over Romney in Mississippi, and the former Massachusetts governor was actually leading Gingrich in Alabama by a hair, 31% to 30%, Public Policy Polling reported Monday.


Read more: If you listen to Jeff Foxworthy's pitch, ya might*be a Mitt*Romney voter - NY Daily News

If your wife has no less than 2 Cadillacs? You might be a Romney.

If some of your best friends own professional sports teams and NASCAR teams? You might be a Romney.

If you're out of touch with the common man in America? You might be a Romney.

At least Romney earned his money through his own work.

What exactly has Obama done to deserve being a millionaire? Wrote a book about how much he hates his white heritage?
so being an author doesnt mean anything anymore?

Top-Earning Authors 2011 – Best-Selling Authors ‹ The Richest People In The World 2012

his books werent about hating white people. youve probably never even read a page.
 
If you created more jobs than Obama, you might be Romney.

Yup, because, hey, who wants to work a good paying union job at AmPad when Romney will give you a nice "McJob" at Staples.

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Seems like Mittens is doing some serious pandering for southern voters..........

Romney — who celebrated his 65th birthday Monday — had Southern comedian Jeff “you might be a redneck” Foxworthy on the campaign trail with him to help drum up support.

On a rain-soaked campaign stop in Mobile, Ala., Romney joked about a wanting to go hunting with a local friend who “can actually show me which end of the rifle to point.”

Given the conservatism of the GOP electorate in Alabama and Mississippi, candidates like Gingrich and Santorum should be trouncing the more moderate Romney, the GOP front-runner with the most delegates so far.

Both are far more popular than Romney, who is benefitting from a split in the conservative vote.

Gingrich was maintaining a slim 33% to 31% lead over Romney in Mississippi, and the former Massachusetts governor was actually leading Gingrich in Alabama by a hair, 31% to 30%, Public Policy Polling reported Monday.


Read more: If you listen to Jeff Foxworthy's pitch, ya might*be a Mitt*Romney voter - NY Daily News

If your wife has no less than 2 Cadillacs? You might be a Romney.

If some of your best friends own professional sports teams and NASCAR teams? You might be a Romney.

If you're out of touch with the common man in America? You might be a Romney.

At least Romney earned his money through his own work.

What exactly has Obama done to deserve being a millionaire? Wrote a book about how much he hates his white heritage?

Romney didn't earn his millions through hard work. He inherited it from his rich daddy.

Then he took that money, invested it on other things, put people out of good paying jobs, left investors with bad paper when he loaded companies up with debt, and made out like a bandit.

He was the worst kind of corporate shark.
 
Seems like Mittens is doing some serious pandering for southern voters..........

Romney — who celebrated his 65th birthday Monday — had Southern comedian Jeff “you might be a redneck” Foxworthy on the campaign trail with him to help drum up support.

On a rain-soaked campaign stop in Mobile, Ala., Romney joked about a wanting to go hunting with a local friend who “can actually show me which end of the rifle to point.”

Given the conservatism of the GOP electorate in Alabama and Mississippi, candidates like Gingrich and Santorum should be trouncing the more moderate Romney, the GOP front-runner with the most delegates so far.

Both are far more popular than Romney, who is benefitting from a split in the conservative vote.

Gingrich was maintaining a slim 33% to 31% lead over Romney in Mississippi, and the former Massachusetts governor was actually leading Gingrich in Alabama by a hair, 31% to 30%, Public Policy Polling reported Monday.


Read more: If you listen to Jeff Foxworthy's pitch, ya might*be a Mitt*Romney voter - NY Daily News

If your wife has no less than 2 Cadillacs? You might be a Romney.

If some of your best friends own professional sports teams and NASCAR teams? You might be a Romney.

If you're out of touch with the common man in America? You might be a Romney.

At least Romney earned his money through his own work.

What exactly has Obama done to deserve being a millionaire? Wrote a book about how much he hates his white heritage?

Dunno what he's done to "deserve" it, but being a Harvard educated lawyer who was head of the Harvard Law Review doesn't hurt.

Mittens got his via inheritance and vulture capitalism.
 
If you go around telling people that you're unemployed, even though you are a multimillionaire, you might be a Romney.
 
if you made $47M in the last 2 years and like to say youre unemployed, you might be a Romney.
 

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