You might be a muslim if..

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    Got this e-mail today. Thought it was funny



    1. You grow poppies and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
    You may be a Muslim

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim

    3. You have more wives than teeth.
    You may be a Muslim

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean.
    You may be a Muslim

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
    You may be a Muslim

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
    You may be a Muslim

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
    You may be a Muslim

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
    You may be a Muslim

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
    You may be a Muslim

    10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
    You may be a Muslim

    11. You find this offensive or racist and won't forward it.
    You probably are a Muslim
     
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    Oh it's from Jeff Foxworthy
     
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    High_Gravity Belligerent Drunk Supporting Member

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    I saw these jokes on here a few years ago.
     
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    eternaltrue I have the magic beans

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    I am no 11 but am not a Muslim :-/
     
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    yes, yes, all are true except for 3 and 11, I have all my teeth, I don't find truth to be offensive.
     
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    Oldie but goodie. Thanks.

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