Cecilie1200
Diamond Member
My husband shared this with me, and I decided to share it with all of you.
You might be a liberal if . . .
1) . . . you want to "Save Darfur", but don't want to do any more than slap a bumper sticker on your car.
2) . . . you want to "Save Darfur" and actually think slapping a bumper sticker on your car will help accomplish that.
3) . . . you want to ban guns, except for those being carried by your kids' bodyguards. (Hello?! Rosie O'Donnell, please pick up the house phone!)
4) . . . you can't see anything wrong with someone campaigning to ban guns, but having armed bodyguards for her own kids.
5) . . . you are against vouchers for public school children, but send your own kids to private schools. (Paging the Clintons and Obamas!)
6) . . . you support "alternative energy", but don't want windmills spoiling the view from your own backyard.
7) . . . you think consenting adults can engage freely in every activity except capitalism.
8) . . . you want to outlaw cigarettes and legalize marijuana.
9) . . . you have no problem with Hollywood movie stars flying around on private jets to give speeches about the evils of global warming.
10) . . . deep down, you believe 3,000 Americans deserved to die on 9-11.
11) . . . you think Israel is a criminal state, but Hamas and Islamic Jihad are "just misunderstood".
12) . . . you support killing the unborn innocent, but oppose killing the convicted and condemned.
13) . . . you think marriage is obsolete . . . except for homosexuals.
14) . . . you uphold a woman's right to choose, unless the woman chooses adoption, chooses to be a stay-at-home mom, chooses to homeschool, or chooses to start a business.
15) . . . you believe that nativity scenes should be removed from public view, but anyone who objects to pornography "only has to look the other way".
16) . . . you value tolerance . . . except for opinions you don't like.
(The italics are my own personal additions.)
You might be a liberal if . . .
1) . . . you want to "Save Darfur", but don't want to do any more than slap a bumper sticker on your car.
2) . . . you want to "Save Darfur" and actually think slapping a bumper sticker on your car will help accomplish that.
3) . . . you want to ban guns, except for those being carried by your kids' bodyguards. (Hello?! Rosie O'Donnell, please pick up the house phone!)
4) . . . you can't see anything wrong with someone campaigning to ban guns, but having armed bodyguards for her own kids.
5) . . . you are against vouchers for public school children, but send your own kids to private schools. (Paging the Clintons and Obamas!)
6) . . . you support "alternative energy", but don't want windmills spoiling the view from your own backyard.
7) . . . you think consenting adults can engage freely in every activity except capitalism.
8) . . . you want to outlaw cigarettes and legalize marijuana.
9) . . . you have no problem with Hollywood movie stars flying around on private jets to give speeches about the evils of global warming.
10) . . . deep down, you believe 3,000 Americans deserved to die on 9-11.
11) . . . you think Israel is a criminal state, but Hamas and Islamic Jihad are "just misunderstood".
12) . . . you support killing the unborn innocent, but oppose killing the convicted and condemned.
13) . . . you think marriage is obsolete . . . except for homosexuals.
14) . . . you uphold a woman's right to choose, unless the woman chooses adoption, chooses to be a stay-at-home mom, chooses to homeschool, or chooses to start a business.
15) . . . you believe that nativity scenes should be removed from public view, but anyone who objects to pornography "only has to look the other way".
16) . . . you value tolerance . . . except for opinions you don't like.
(The italics are my own personal additions.)
