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You might be a Leftist if:
1. You think heterosexual love is a male chauvinist plot to oppress women
2. You believe in freedom of speech except for anyone that dares to disagrees with you so you shout them down and censor what they have to say on Facebook, Twitter, etc.
3. You believe that businesses create oppression, and governments create prosperity.
4. You believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
5. You call the execution of a homicidal maniac “murder” but call abortion “pro-choice”.
6. You’ve ever argued that “you can’t legislate morality”, but in the next breath preach to everyone that Jesus wants us to have the government help the poor through socialism and rant about the sins of racism, pollution, not recycling, and the need for our overall collective salvation ONLY through government.
7. You call Trump Hitler, but not all the other Presidents who have started a war since Jimmy Carter.
8. You don't believe that the Nazis really were socialists, they just referred to themselves as socialists as well as implement socialist politics to confuse everyone
9. You believe that global warming is the source of all our ills, (other than Trump), and that taxation and government regulation is the only solution to it. In fact, you knew that taxation and government regulation was the answer to all our ills even before you learned about global warming. You just had that inkling.
10. The only freedoms you are concerned with are abortion rights, access to illicit drugs, and being free to have sex anytime with anyone. To hell with a free market cuz we all know just how free we would all be without money and a pot to piss in.
1. You think heterosexual love is a male chauvinist plot to oppress women
2. You believe in freedom of speech except for anyone that dares to disagrees with you so you shout them down and censor what they have to say on Facebook, Twitter, etc.
3. You believe that businesses create oppression, and governments create prosperity.
4. You believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
5. You call the execution of a homicidal maniac “murder” but call abortion “pro-choice”.
6. You’ve ever argued that “you can’t legislate morality”, but in the next breath preach to everyone that Jesus wants us to have the government help the poor through socialism and rant about the sins of racism, pollution, not recycling, and the need for our overall collective salvation ONLY through government.
7. You call Trump Hitler, but not all the other Presidents who have started a war since Jimmy Carter.
8. You don't believe that the Nazis really were socialists, they just referred to themselves as socialists as well as implement socialist politics to confuse everyone
9. You believe that global warming is the source of all our ills, (other than Trump), and that taxation and government regulation is the only solution to it. In fact, you knew that taxation and government regulation was the answer to all our ills even before you learned about global warming. You just had that inkling.
10. The only freedoms you are concerned with are abortion rights, access to illicit drugs, and being free to have sex anytime with anyone. To hell with a free market cuz we all know just how free we would all be without money and a pot to piss in.
