You Might Be a Dog...

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    AVG-JOE American Mutt Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

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    You might be a dog...

    You might be a dog if you can scratch your ear, slide across the floor on your butt, all while holding gaze with someone and farting.

    These monsters crack me up!
     
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    Naw, my uncle bob could do that.
     
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    Dogs are superior to humans in some ways.
    Wonderful creatures.
     
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    My Dog's My Boss - Poem by Robert William Service
     
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    One can learn a lot from a dog.
    Much more loyal friends than most humans are.
     
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    Conspiracist Snuggle weather rocks!

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    If dogs don't go to heaven then when I die, I want to go where they go.



    I forget the author of that but I love it.
     
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    A great quote from Will Rogers
     
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    Ther is nothing like the outside of a dog for the inside of a man.
     
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    There's something wrong with people who don't like dogs.
     
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