You know you're living in 2004 when...

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    You know you are living in 2004 when:
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    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they
    don't have e-mail addresses.

    6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the
    phone in a business manner.

    7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to
    get an outside line.

    8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
    different companies.

    10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

    11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

    12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get
    long-service awards.

    AND

    13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.

    14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your
    friends.

    15. You got this e-mail from a friend that never talks to you
    anymore, except to send you jokes from the net.

    16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9

    17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 AND
    NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
     
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    Should I hang my head in shame for nodding at all of these!? :D
     
  3. Mummig
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    I did the same thing and then had to find out if I was the only one!:D ;)
     
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    I saw my name next to most of these ! I particularly like the one about emailing the desk next to you ! My co-worker and me email all day to each other ! We talk about the boss-man !!! :beer:
     

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