You know you're lazy when...

[no1tovote4]

You are not fat, but your lack of motivation means that most anectdotes about you end with the words, "around the house.."

 

[Avatar4321]

You need a bedpan because you wont get off the bed to go to the bathroom.

 

[no1tovote4]

You ask your kid to get you the remote that is only 3 feet away..

 

[MtnBiker]

You ask your kid to get you the remote that is only 3 feet away..

And the tv is 2 feet away.

 

[manu1959]

you set your alarm for noon

 

[no1tovote4]

you set your alarm for noon

So you can eat lunch, then have a nap...

 

[fuzzykitten99]

you buy a 400 disc dvd player for your collection of 200 dvd's...

 

[manu1959]

So you can eat lunch, then have a nap...

nah so you can spark another bowl then listen to some tunes

 

[no1tovote4]

nah so you can spark another bowl then listen to some tunes

And you know just how much to smoke judging by what is in the Kitchen before you light up...