You know you're from California ...........

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    If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.

    You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

    You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

    Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

    Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

    It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."

    You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

    The Terminator is your governor.

    You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

    You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
     
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