You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Feel free to list any issues you have.

So I leave for work this morning and about a mile down the road this guy
refuses to stop at the intersection so he can pull out in front of me. No
problems yet, but then he starts driving about 10 mph under the limit. Two
lane road and only a few places to pass (safely) so I wait. Another jerk pulls
out in front of him and now we’re going 15 under. We get to the straightaway
and he decides to pass the car in front, I do the same. We make it around
the car and he starts to merge into the other lane, and I think “ now’s my
chance”. I attempt to pass both of them and the guy in front speeds up,
enough to tell me that he isn’t letting me in. I slow down and start to merge
in the other lane (keeping my distance) and the asshole slams on his breaks
and flips me the bird. WHAT AN ASS!!! I gave him PLENTY of space the entire
time, then he continued to drive 10mph under only to turn off the road 2
minutes later. And That’s what really grinds my gears.

 

[Joz]

People talking on cell phones while behind the wheel. They are responsibile for this huge piece of machinery and they putter around oblivious to anything around them.
I wonder how many know that if they're in an accident while on the phone, they will be cited, even if they are in the right?

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

So I'm doing some "paperwork" in the men's room and I hear at least
3 people walk out without washing their hands. Touch your meatwhistle all
you want but wash your damn hands. You might as well rub your weinner
all over the door handle and your keyboard. I'm not a germ freak but I
ALWAYS use a paper towl to open the latrine door.

 

[The ClayTaurus]

Feel free to list any issues you have.

So I leave for work this morning and about a mile down the road this guy
refuses to stop at the intersection so he can pull out in front of me. No
problems yet, but then he starts driving about 10 mph under the limit. Two
lane road and only a few places to pass (safely) so I wait. Another jerk pulls
out in front of him and now we’re going 15 under. We get to the straightaway
and he decides to pass the car in front, I do the same. We make it around
the car and he starts to merge into the other lane, and I think “ now’s my
chance”. I attempt to pass both of them and the guy in front speeds up,
enough to tell me that he isn’t letting me in. I slow down and start to merge
in the other lane (keeping my distance) and the asshole slams on his breaks
and flips me the bird. WHAT AN ASS!!! I gave him PLENTY of space the entire
time, then he continued to drive 10mph under only to turn off the road 2
minutes later. And That’s what really grinds my gears.

It's effective to ride his ass with your hand on the horn. That's what I always did. 'Course, I didn't care if I hit him with my car either. I don't do that anymore... but I also rarely get stuck behind slow assholes

 

[Trigg]

Feel free to list any issues you have.

So I leave for work this morning and about a mile down the road this guy
refuses to stop at the intersection so he can pull out in front of me. No
problems yet, but then he starts driving about 10 mph under the limit. Two
lane road and only a few places to pass (safely) so I wait. Another jerk pulls
out in front of him and now we’re going 15 under. We get to the straightaway
and he decides to pass the car in front, I do the same. We make it around
the car and he starts to merge into the other lane, and I think “ now’s my
chance”. I attempt to pass both of them and the guy in front speeds up,
enough to tell me that he isn’t letting me in. I slow down and start to merge
in the other lane (keeping my distance) and the asshole slams on his breaks
and flips me the bird. WHAT AN ASS!!! I gave him PLENTY of space the entire
time, then he continued to drive 10mph under only to turn off the road 2
minutes later. And That’s what really grinds my gears.

...you sound just like my husband....

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

It's effective to ride his ass with your hand on the horn. That's what I always did. 'Course, I didn't care if I hit him with my car either. I don't do that anymore... but I also rarely get stuck behind slow assholes

That's also what I do, but it struck me odd that this man would react
this way even though I did NOTHING wrong. It pissed me off even more.

 

[Mr. P]

So I'm doing some "paperwork" in the men's room and I hear at least
3 people walk out without washing their hands. Touch your meatwhistle all
you want but wash your damn hands. You might as well rub your weinner
all over the door handle and your keyboard. I'm not a germ freak but I
ALWAYS use a paper towl to open the latrine door.

Same here.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

You know what really grinds my gears?
I just mentioned this on another thread but,
I leave everything I have in it's own place. I do this so I know where
to find it. I'm not a control freak, it's just easier than looking for stuff.
If my wife asks to use my keys or anything else, there is a 1% chance
that she will leave that item in it's designated place, making it impossible
to find it without her retracing steps. I HATE THIS, IT DRIVES ME INSANE!!!!!

 

[Said1]

Stop me if I've said this before.

Onething that pisses my off like nothing else is someone telling me I"m breaking a rule, even though I'm not or because I might possibly be doing something against the "rules" even though that's the farthest thing from my mind. For example, I'm walking my dog, we go by the entrance to the park. My dog trys to pull me into the park, I pull him back onto the sidewalk and laughingly say to the dog "no park today" as I pass this asshole. What does this control freak do? He feels the need to say, to me "you aren't actually allowed to bring your dog in there, ya know". Bite me.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

My network guy asked me to pass this one along.
Why does everyone in the building feel the need to
"just let you know" that the network is down?
He knows the network is down, and he could probably
get it back up alot faster if you leave him alone.

 

[Bonnie]

So I'm doing some "paperwork" in the men's room and I hear at least
3 people walk out without washing their hands. Touch your meatwhistle all
you want but wash your damn hands. You might as well rub your weinner
all over the door handle and your keyboard. I'm not a germ freak but I
ALWAYS use a paper towl to open the latrine door.

And we ladies appreciate that :kiss2: I use my feet to open a bathroom stall.

 

[Said1]

You know what I find even grosses than the no-hand-washers? Those disgusting towels you have to pull down in order to find a dry clean spot. I saw lipstick on one once.

 

[Nienna]

You know what I find even grosses than the no-hand-washers? Those disgusting towels you have to pull down in order to find a dry clean spot. I saw lipstick on one once.

Yes. Those are disgusting.

 

[fuzzykitten99]

Ya know what really grinds my gears?

Entrance ramps to freeways that are so short and curved, you have NO chance of getting even close to freeway speeds, even if you have a freakin Porsche...then the semi drivers (or any other drivers) who drive in the far right lanes and SEE YOU coming down the ramp and know full well that you are going slower, yet don't move over if they can, if not they still don't allow you to merge forcong you to hit the brakes and go even slower, slowing down all traffic behind you and the traffic in the right lane.

 

[Nienna]

People who are wrong, but still arrogant.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

You know what really grinds my gears?

Stupid emails that I get that tell me to forward it so I can see Jesus
do the chicken dance on my computer. THIS CRAP DOESN'T WORK!!!
STOP SENDING IT TO ME!!! You're not getting any money from Bill Gates,
You will not go to Hell if you refuse to send it, we know you love Jesus,
and you will not get a magic phone call. GIVE UP!

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

You know what really grinds my gears?

The fact that people walk their dogs and allow the dog to "relieve" themselves
in my yard. I don't even let MY dogs do that in the front yard.
I'm thinking about spreading pepper around, anyone have any other ideas?

 

[The ClayTaurus]

You know what really grinds my gears?

The fact that people walk their dogs and allow the dog to "relieve" themselves
in my yard. I don't even let MY dogs do that in the front yard.
I'm thinking about spreading pepper around, anyone have any other ideas?

How many gears do you have?

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

How many gears do you have?

Enough to put this message board on the map.

So I just thought about it and I can't use pepper because I water my yard.
What should I use???

 

[Dan]

So I just thought about it and I can't use pepper because I water my yard.
What should I use???

A well-placed foot to the owner's crotch should do the trick.