Investigating just how close ACORN is to the Messiah and his administration. Investigating just how badly this will reflect on the Messiah. Investigating the true nature of the corruption involved between the Messiah and his beloved band of happy community organizers. Investigatng just how he's going to cover up the results of his investigation, so as not to reflect negatively on the Messiah. Investigating how he can shield the Messiah. Investigatng just how it will bring the Messiahs sham presidency down. Investigating just where in the hell he's going to find a job if the Messiahs sham presidency is brought down. Investigating on how the investigation would lead to the Messiah being the first POTUS escorted from the whitehouse in cuffs! Yeah people, he's investigating alright.