You are offered $10,000,000

[BDBoop]

Shit, for ten million bucks I'd go twice a week and even force myself to stay awake during the service.

I was usually good but man, when a case of the sleepies hits, I don't know how anybody can stay in the upright and locked position.

I used to crack up every time I heard a farmer snoring, too. They worked hard, every day of the week so it seemed if they sat and stayed still, they fell asleep.

 

[Mr Natural]

Shit, for ten million bucks I'd go twice a week and even force myself to stay awake during the service.

I was usually good but man, when a case of the sleepies hits, I don't know how anybody can stay in the upright and locked position.

I used to crack up every time I heard a farmer snoring, too. They worked hard, every day of the week so it seemed if they sat and stayed still, they fell asleep.

I can't tell you how many times I got cracked in the back of the head by one of the nuns for dozing off.

 

[BDBoop]

Shit, for ten million bucks I'd go twice a week and even force myself to stay awake during the service.

I was usually good but man, when a case of the sleepies hits, I don't know how anybody can stay in the upright and locked position.

I used to crack up every time I heard a farmer snoring, too. They worked hard, every day of the week so it seemed if they sat and stayed still, they fell asleep.

I can't tell you how many times I got cracked in the back of the head by one of the nuns for dozing off.

My mom would snap her fingers for any misbehavior. Only time I ever saw her fighting back a fit of the giggles was when I was in my mid-20's, somebody somewhere in the congregation snapped at their child, and my head immediately flew to face front and center (had been whispering with a friend).

 

[Rozman]

I hope I don't get pulled into the Mooslum religion....
I don't wanna get into that whole suicide bomber thing...
What good... is the money then.