YMCA Spoof Lyrics: "Why Am I Gay"

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    Why Am I Gay, Parody Song Lyrics of Village People, Ymca

    Man, why didn't Weird Al shoot a video of THIS:::

    Original Song Title:
    "Ymca"
    Original Performer:
    Village People
    Parody Song Title:
    "Why Am I Gay"
    Parody Written by:
    Rob H
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    Young men
    Can't get them off my mind
    I say Young men
    Didn't think I was that kind!
    Young men
    With their muscular frames
    It makes no sense - why - I like them

    Young men
    Sweaty bodies with hair
    Young men
    Look there's some over there!
    Young men
    Maybe I need a shrink
    Cause I used - to - be a hetero

    Can you tell me now:
    Why - am I gay?
    Don't understand it now
    Why - am I gay!
    Girls got everything
    That I need to enjoy
    So why am I looking at boys?

    Why - am I gay?
    Im getting weirded out
    Why - am I gay!
    Girls got such sex appeal
    You can do more in bed
    Tell me am I screwed in the head?

    Young men
    When did I become queer?
    Young men
    Going crazy I fear!
    Young men
    Get them out of my head!
    I should want - girls - not men in bed

    Young men
    Someone help me please!
    Young men
    I should rather want fleas!
    Young men
    There's just no fighting it
    why do I want to be f*cked where I sh*t
     
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    Yes, this is very very very funny....so my question then becomes, why are you...fighting what is obviously an obsession with gays.....me thinks your closet door is beckoning you to emerge. I mean the world is at war and this is whats on your mind?????
     

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