YMCA Spoof Lyrics: "Why Am I Gay"

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Why Am I Gay, Parody Song Lyrics of Village People, Ymca

Man, why didn't Weird Al shoot a video of THIS:::

Original Song Title:
"Ymca"
Original Performer:
Village People
Parody Song Title:
"Why Am I Gay"
Parody Written by:
Rob H
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Young men
Can't get them off my mind
I say Young men
Didn't think I was that kind!
Young men
With their muscular frames
It makes no sense - why - I like them

Young men
Sweaty bodies with hair
Young men
Look there's some over there!
Young men
Maybe I need a shrink
Cause I used - to - be a hetero

Can you tell me now:
Why - am I gay?
Don't understand it now
Why - am I gay!
Girls got everything
That I need to enjoy
So why am I looking at boys?

Why - am I gay?
Im getting weirded out
Why - am I gay!
Girls got such sex appeal
You can do more in bed
Tell me am I screwed in the head?

Young men
When did I become queer?
Young men
Going crazy I fear!
Young men
Get them out of my head!
I should want - girls - not men in bed

Young men
Someone help me please!
Young men
I should rather want fleas!
Young men
There's just no fighting it
why do I want to be f*cked where I sh*t
 
Why Am I Gay, Parody Song Lyrics of Village People, Ymca

Man, why didn't Weird Al shoot a video of THIS:::

Original Song Title:
"Ymca"
Original Performer:
Village People
Parody Song Title:
"Why Am I Gay"
Parody Written by:
Rob H
--------------------------------------------------------------
Young men
Can't get them off my mind
I say Young men
Didn't think I was that kind!
Young men
With their muscular frames
It makes no sense - why - I like them

Young men
Sweaty bodies with hair
Young men
Look there's some over there!
Young men
Maybe I need a shrink
Cause I used - to - be a hetero

Can you tell me now:
Why - am I gay?
Don't understand it now
Why - am I gay!
Girls got everything
That I need to enjoy
So why am I looking at boys?

Why - am I gay?
Im getting weirded out
Why - am I gay!
Girls got such sex appeal
You can do more in bed
Tell me am I screwed in the head?

Young men
When did I become queer?
Young men
Going crazy I fear!
Young men
Get them out of my head!
I should want - girls - not men in bed

Young men
Someone help me please!
Young men
I should rather want fleas!
Young men
There's just no fighting it
why do I want to be f*cked where I sh*t

Yes, this is very very very funny....so my question then becomes, why are you...fighting what is obviously an obsession with gays.....me thinks your closet door is beckoning you to emerge. I mean the world is at war and this is whats on your mind?????
 

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