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    Here's the cheat sheet. Wait -- we got to be alone....

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    In Zone2 and 3 which is 95% of USMB -- if you respect the SPECIFIC TOPIC of the thread and your posts contain something specific to that topic -- moderation doesn't care what ELSE you throw in.. (with a few caveats about bestiality, pedo accusations, family attacks -- like in the Site wide rules)

    So -- if you're contributing to the topic -- you're invisible to us. Make the check out to FCT C/O Forum Foundries at the address on the home page link. A quick $100 ought to cover it. :mm:

    Don't like FLAC -- sounds nasty -- prefer FCT..
     
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    You like it when I whisper it in your ear and add Sweetcakes. :D

    Glad our noob didn't ask what my pet name is for Coyote. :lol:
     
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    Badlands is my favorite nasty pleasure. Some of the best discussions on USMB get "banished" to Badlands. AND it has it's own "Theme Songs". See the "stickies" at the top of the forum listings.
     
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    Gad, is it really that bad. Someone told me there's vomit on the floor, and everything! Do those people smell bad, too...? Ackkk...
     
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    I imagine them in my mind as a big assed biker bar full of rowdy guys and gals that love nothing more than to trip you, spit in your drink, laugh if you fall off your stool.
     
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    Or babies learning their 1st bad words.. :rofl:
     
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    :D
     
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    I call him Fecaltenn. It's not much shorter, but it's accurate.
     
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    Just call him what he said to call him. FCT.
     
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    I can do that!

    Actually I once belonged to a board (can I say that?) that had the same kind of 'system' in place. Posters would go into a thread, give each other Holy Hell, then, at the end, they'd throw in a bone containing a throwaway sentence touching on the initial topic of the thread. Is that what you mean, hypothetically speaking?

    Of course, not being able to accuse opponents of engaging in beastiality is kind of a bummer... But I'll just have to deal with it, I suppose.

    Now, I don't get it. You don't like to be called FLAC because it sounds nasty. You prefer FCT. But, doesn't FCT sound sorta nasty, in the past tense? :redface:

    The hundred dollars is on the way. I'm sending a brand new One Hundred Dollar Bill instead of a cheesy old check. Please handle it carefully, as the ink may not be fully dry...
     
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