Yen

[AnonymousIV]

A Japanese lady was visiting the states and went down to the bank to exchange some of her Yen for USD. After a few days of shopping, she was fresh out, and went back to the bank. She handed over her Yen, and the teller counted out the USD for her. She looked at the money, and said: "Sum Ting Wong!" The teller asked what was the matter. She said: "Last week, I come in, get $200. This week, I come in, give you same Yen, I get $180. Why?" The teller looked at her quizzically and said: "Fluctuations." This upset the Japanese lady. She responded by saying: "Fluctuations! Fluck you white people too!"

 

[Mad Scientist]

Japanese can't pronounce "L".

"Sum Ting Wong" is more like Chinese.

Here's a better Asian joke:
Asian man says to his Asian wife, "Wife, time to do 'wee wee chu'". She responds: "No "Husband, I too tired!"
"No! I say we do wee wee chu!"
"Husband no! We just did wee wee chu last year!"
"Right! So time to do it again!"
"Oh husband, it take too long!"
"No no, it take maybe 2, 3 minutes tops! Let's go!"
"Oh ok. We start now?"
"Yes!"
(Both of them together):
"Wee wee chu a meddy crees mas! Wee wee chu a meddy crees mas! Wee wee chu..."

 

[Noomi]

I liked them both.