Yay for homelessness

Well, I've been unemployed since graduation back in May and am two months late in my rent and can't find a job at all (I'm either underqualified or overqualified for everything I apply to). U of Colorado refuses to help me find work and at this point I have to accept my fate. I am getting kicked out and have sold my car to finish off paying my rent. I will be on the streets within 2 weeks so I just want to say take care everybody! Good luck to you all.

I am still a libertarian at heart and still advocate freedom. I just don't have what it takes. Any tips on being homeless you can post here, if not well like I said, good luck to you all.

 

Get a job at McDonald's and live at a campground until you sort things out.

 

Take that college degree to a recruiter and ask for a commission.... with guaranteed grad school once your military obligation is completed....

If you're looking for advice on how to be homeless, mooch off the government, ask any liberal.

 

That is a good idea Warrior. Gonna have to shoot the idea past my parents see if they can let me back home until that pans out!

 

What's your degree in?

Seriously - you're ONE UP on the recruiters with a degree/commission, vs. a high school grad, like I was - who enlisted and had shit jobs first 8 years or so.

You don't want to talk to a recruiter (enlisted) in a mall - you want to talk to an OFFICER recruiter.

Tell that person you want a commission - you'll do your required time - you expect a full grad degree ride.

Worth a shot.

 

Buy yourself a ticket to Belarus. Their unemployment is 0.7%, and if you are prepared to work , especially on the land, you will be all right!

 

And he ain't shittin'. Officers make good money too. A Master Sergeant with ten years in makes about the same as a Second Lieutenant with less than two, and officers get treated very well.

But check out ALL the branches if you're going to join up. See which one fits your likes the best. May I recommend the Air Force...

 

Yep! Not only you will improve your personal bank account, you will also have a pleasure of delivering liberty and democracy to the unsuspecting natives across the globe!

One second before democracy

 

Excuse me, but aren't you supposed to cultivate some sort of employment during your tenure as a student?

That's what summers are for, and internships and the like. You don't just go to school, and then on the last day say "Ok I'm ready to work, any takers?" cuz the people who are the go-getters have been pursuing a job in the field since the day they entered into it.

Seriously. School is about working summers, and finding a job to go to after you graduate.

What were you doing?

 

He'll make a fine officer in the Army

They accept all sorts of dumbfucks as 2nd LT's.

Look at Del (food service officer).

Fuckhead couldn't make O-4 in 6 years.

Maybe he did - lots of failures in the ANG.

Talk to Deldo FMI

He'll dazzle you with his Army Achievement Medal, which is given to every PFC with half a brain