Xotoxi's Sammich Shoppe

[xotoxi]

If you can't make a Primanti Bros. Pittsburgh ( or Pixburgh as its' pronounced here) sammich, I'm going back to the Coffee Shop!

Note the fries, slaw and tomatoes on the sammich. Add the provolone and all four food groups are in your hand.

I can make you a Primanti Bros. sammich as can be seen above, but if you want a special treat, I can make a Xotoxi Bros. sammich (the above sammich breaded and deep fried in its entirety.)

Does that come with a side of angioplasty?

We give you a Plavix and a Nexium along with the sammich.

 

[kwc57]

Damn it, I'm hungry and tired of waiting.

 

[mal]

Grilled Cheese... With Bacon, Maters and Mayo... And a Whysky and Coke... Short... Rocks.



peace...

 

[Valerie]

Damn it, I'm hungry and tired of waiting.

Maybe Toxi's wife went on strike this morning when she heard about The Shoppe.







http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/2b/70/19/fajita-chicken-sandwich.jpg

fajita chicken meat with chipotle mayo, quacamole, lettuce, grilled onions and peppers on a jalepeno/cheddar bread

 

[xotoxi]

Damn it, I'm hungry and tired of waiting.

YOU'RE HUNGRY?

YOU'RE TIRED OF WAITING?

YOU'D BETTER GET USED TO BEING HUNGRY AND TIRED OF WAITING!!!

NO SAMMICH FOR YOU!!!

 

[Ringel05]

Ringle:

In this instance it was a spelling issue......

Fucking picky, picky, picky.

Not really. When you spell it that way it means the krout is layered under the meat, not on top.........

 

[Valerie]

YOU'D BETTER GET USED TO BEING HUNGRY AND TIRED OF WAITING!!![/COLOR]

NO SAMMICH FOR YOU!!!

Aaaah......I just made him one...That's some Shoppe ya got here!

 

[kwc57]

Damn it, I'm hungry and tired of waiting.

YOU'RE HUNGRY?

YOU'RE TIRED OF WAITING?

YOU'D BETTER GET USED TO BEING HUNGRY AND TIRED OF WAITING!!!

NO SAMMICH FOR YOU!!!

Damn sammich nazi!

 

[Paulie]

Damn it, I'm hungry and tired of waiting.

YOU'RE HUNGRY?

YOU'RE TIRED OF WAITING?

YOU'D BETTER GET USED TO BEING HUNGRY AND TIRED OF WAITING!!!

NO SAMMICH FOR YOU!!!

Damn sammich nazi!

You are pressing your LUCK, little man.

 

[xotoxi]

Damn it, I'm hungry and tired of waiting.

YOU'RE HUNGRY?

YOU'RE TIRED OF WAITING?

YOU'D BETTER GET USED TO BEING HUNGRY AND TIRED OF WAITING!!!

NO SAMMICH FOR YOU!!!

Damn sammich nazi!

ONE HUNDRED YEARS, LITTLE MAN!

NO SAMMICH FOR ONE HUNDRED YEARS!

You will be in sammich purgatory with only bean sprout wraps to be eaten!

 

[xotoxi]

YOU'RE HUNGRY?

YOU'RE TIRED OF WAITING?

YOU'D BETTER GET USED TO BEING HUNGRY AND TIRED OF WAITING!!!

NO SAMMICH FOR YOU!!!

Damn sammich nazi!

You are pressing your LUCK, little man.

His luck has been pressed.

And you cannot address a luck-presser in front of me, so...

NO SAMMICH FOR YOU!!!

 

[random3434]

 

[mal]

I just made an EZ Sammich with Toxi right here on this Thread!...



peace...

 

[Nosmo King]

Are these:

1) Submarines

2) Grinders

3) Hoagies

4) Heroes

or none of the above, silly Nosmo! Around here we call them_______!

 

[xotoxi]

Are these:

1) Submarines

2) Grinders

3) Hoagies

4) Heroes

or none of the above, silly Nosmo! Around here we call them_______!

Italian Sandwiches.

"Italian" is pronounced EYE-talian

 

[kwc57]

Damn sammich nazi!

You are pressing your LUCK, little man.

His luck has been pressed.

And you cannot address a luck-presser in front of me, so...

NO SAMMICH FOR YOU!!!

 

[Sherry]

Are these:

1) Submarines

2) Grinders

3) Hoagies

4) Heroes

or none of the above, silly Nosmo! Around here we call them_______!

Italian Sandwiches.

"Italian" is pronounced EYE-talian

That's as annoying as people who pronounce the "s" at the end of Illinois.

 

[xotoxi]

Are these:

1) Submarines

2) Grinders

3) Hoagies

4) Heroes

or none of the above, silly Nosmo! Around here we call them_______!

Italian Sandwiches.

"Italian" is pronounced EYE-talian

That's as annoying as people who pronounce the "s" at the end of Illinois.

Why would you do that?

It's pronounced Illinwah.

 

[masquerade]

The customer service in this place sucks.
I want to talk to the manager.

 

[Sherry]

Italian Sandwiches.

"Italian" is pronounced EYE-talian

That's as annoying as people who pronounce the "s" at the end of Illinois.

Why would you do that?

It's pronounced Illinwah.

How do you pronounce Missouri??