Xotoxi's Sammich Shoppe

[xotoxi]

And then some... I ordered my fargin Sammich and this Miserable Cork Soaker hasn't made it for me yet...

This somanabatch had the order YESTERDAY!...

It's utter bullshtein!

He better get me fargin Sammich, otherwise he'll wind up with his bells in a sling.

Shuddup, you fargin bastage!

Get my Fuckin' Sammich you Fuckin' Hardon!... Do it!...

DO IT!

please?

There you go.

You can close it yourself...it'll cost you an extra fittycent if you want me to close it.

 

[xotoxi]

don't you mean y'all?

Is y'all a shortened version of all'yall?

you all instead of you guys

That's so politically correct...we wouldn't want to be sexist.

 

[boedicca]

I am so in the mood for a homemade meat loaf sammich.

I do believe I will make a meat loaf this weekend just to have leftovers for sammiches!

 

[kwc57]

Is y'all a shortened version of all'yall?

you all instead of you guys

That's so politically correct...we wouldn't want to be sexist.

Nahhhh, if a woman is involved we say, "hey sweetheart, you and the rest of y'all can come on over to the party".

 

[xotoxi]

you all instead of you guys

That's so politically correct...we wouldn't want to be sexist.

Nahhhh, if a woman is involved we say, "hey sweetheart, you and the rest of y'all can come on over to the party".

Actually, I'm saying that your term is less sexist than "you guys", as the speaker assumes that everyone is a guy, and that women are just property (which they should be).

 

[Sherry]

I suppose you pronounce it "sweethaht".

 

[xotoxi]

I suppose you pronounce it "sweethaht".

No. It's sweetwhort.

 

[mal]

Would you look at that Filthy Piece of Shite!...





peace...

 

[mal]

As much as I'd like to make that say "Sammich Man"... I ain't.



peace...

 

[kwc57]

I suppose you pronounce it "sweethaht".

We are not Hungarian, we are Okies. We say sweetheart.

 

[mal]

Wow... Some people have a lot Spare Time... And Cheese.



peace...

 

[Nosmo King]

I suppose you pronounce it "sweethaht".

No. It's sweetwhort.

Yinz guys an' yer funny accents an' 'at! I'm gowin' dahntahn and get me some jumbo for some sammiches. Mebe I'll get yinz some chip chop ham from Islay's.

P.S. Kennywood's open!

 

[Cleopatra II]

Parden me......................................but do you have any Grey Poupon?

 

[Kyleigh Maria]

I'd like a BLT. Please hold the L and the T.

Hello everyone!

 

[Sarah G]

In Indiana they say "warsh" instead of "wash"

Along with:

Did you see that guy 'wrastle?' (instead of wrestle)

My Dad had a funny dialect. He was talking about a Mitsubishi Once and he called it one of them there Mitzabitsies..

Oh my gosh he was soo funny.