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[uscitizen]

What would Jesus drive?

 

[xotoxi]

Honda Element...no doubt.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Bull shit. He'd drive a 2010 Chevrolet Avalanche LTZ just like me. i was walking out in the yard and a bush caught on fire and it told me to run down to the dealer and buy it before sundown. The wife believed me so off I went...

 

[LuckyDan]

A truck, to haul his carpenter stuff. Or a big van, with room enough for 12 passengers. Whichever, he'd never have to worry about mpg.

 

[xotoxi]

Bull shit. He'd drive a 2010 Chevrolet Avalanche LTZ just like me. i was walking out in the yard and a bush caught on fire and it told me to run down to the dealer and buy it before sundown. The wife believed me so off I went...

Do you live in California...near that huge wildfire?

 

[random3434]

Jesus drives out demons and sends them into pigs.


Next time you eat some ham, just remember that.

 

[uscitizen]

Jesus drives out demons and sends them into pigs.


Next time you eat some ham, just remember that.

Demons sure are tasty.

 

[uscitizen]

He also drove moneychangers.

another demon variant I suppose.

 

[Mr. H.]

A Christler.

 

[xsited1]

What would Jesus Drive?

 

[Coyote]

Jesus was a hitchhiker

 

[Terry]

Give to Cesar what belongs to Cesar.

 

[uscitizen]

Did he drive an ass?

 

[Terry]

That wasn't funny, you know. If you don't believe in Jesus, do me a favor and not mock others that do, for doing so you make yourself look like the ASS

 

[manifold]

a hard bargain

 

[uscitizen]

The bible says ass.
And Jesus drank wine in spite of what Baptists think.

 

[THE LIGHT]

Jesus drives out demons and sends them into pigs.


Next time you eat some ham, just remember that.

^What she said

Although, I am told that when he returns the second time His vehicle of choice will have genuine leather upholstery, be 4x4, and be one horse power.

 

[California Girl]

I think he might upgrade the ass for a Harley.

 

[Foxfyre]

From the 2002 Wall Street Journal, this should settle the matter:

It seems environmentalists have found God. Last week top auto executives in Detroit agreed to meet with leaders of a group called the National Religious Partnership for the Environment, which has launched an anti-SUV campaign dubbed "What Would Jesus Drive?"

The goal is to make Americans feel guilty for driving big, gas guzzling vehicles. This isn't the first time green parsons have weighed in on environmental issues. The Evangelical Environmental Network was formed in 1994 to do just that. Two years later it waged a $1 million campaign to save the Endangered Species Act, mailing out "Let Earth Be Glad" kits to 33,000 churches and paying for radio and TV ads.

The argument this time is simple. Jesus taught us to love and honor our neighbors. Since SUVs pollute more than other cars and pollution is bad for all of us, it is sinful to drive one unless you absolutely need to.

When the "What Would Jesus Drive?" campaign was rolled out, a few commentators derided it, rightly remarking that Jesus would likely drive an SUV or van, if not a bus. After all, he'd need space to seat his 12 apostles, not to mention pamphlets and other religious literature to hand out.

The Western Front - WSJ.com

 

[Avatar4321]

I think He'd walk. He'd probably get there faster anyway.