WTH is the deal with Cage Match Fighting?

[Big Black Dog]

it's all a big old show... Not real at all. I used to know a professional wrestler personally and he gave me the run down on it all. It's all staged and the winner is predetermined long before they even have the match. This guy, was very physically strong and let me know in no uncertain terms that he would pull my gizzard out though my ass if I did his young daughter wrong while we were dating. I was 16 at the time and she was 15. We didn't date very long because every time I kissed her I wondered what my gizzard looked like.

 

[uscitizen]

Yeah EZ...DID you?

I'm thinking these cage match boys are a little short in that area.

Well, I can't please a woman...but I can KICK YOUR ASS!

Did you intentionally misspell KISS?

 

[uscitizen]

it's all a big old show... Not real at all. I used to know a professional wrestler personally and he gave me the run down on it all. It's all staged and the winner is predetermined long before they even have the match. This guy, was very physically strong and let me know in no uncertain terms that he would pull my gizzard out though my ass if I did his young daughter wrong while we were dating. I was 16 at the time and she was 15. We didn't date very long because every time I kissed her I wondered what my gizzard looked like.

That is every fathers duty. My son says he will be cleaning his shotgun when dates pick up my granddaughter.
Slightly more subtle, but not much.

 

[Paulie]

I'm thinking these cage match boys are a little short in that area.

Well, I can't please a woman...but I can KICK YOUR ASS!

Did you intentionally misspell KISS?

I actually meant to put PAUL.

As in, Grayson got his ass PAULED.

 

[JBeukema]

The dude had his head between the other dudes legs, humping him.

But what about the cage match fight?

Is this getting a bit too exciting for you?


Don't worry Tank, it was only white guys doing the humping last night, you would have loved it!

The UFC-where closeted men can watch gay porn in public!

Gays kick eachother in the face?

 

[JBeukema]

it's all a big old show... Not real at all. I used to know a professional wrestler personally and he gave me the run down on it all.

UFC =/= WWF

Get kicked in the head by Lyoto Machida and then talk.

 

[MikeK]

it's all a big old show... Not real at all. I used to know a professional wrestler personally and he gave me the run down on it all.

UFC =/= WWF

Get kicked in the head by Lyoto Machida and then talk.

Or choked out by Randy Couture.

I believe EZ is talking about some of the grappling postures which someone who isn't into Greco/Roman might think of as sexual positions.

Also, most Americans are aware that "professional" wrestling is nothing but artfully choreographed tumbling. But UFC cage fighting is 100% genuine. It is as real as it gets.

 

[Conspiracist]

The dude had his head between the other dudes legs, humping him.

But what about the cage match fight?

Is this getting a bit too exciting for you?


Don't worry Tank, it was only white guys doing the humping last night, you would have loved it!

The UFC-where closeted men can watch gay porn in public!

I like the UFC. I thought you were referring to the WWE or the like. UFC is full of great fights. Sorry, but I disagree with ya.

 

[Blagger]

"Well, I was on the wrestling team back when I was in grade school.

But then I hit puberty and started noticing girls.

Call me crazy or whatever, but I never wrestled again after that."

 

[uscitizen]

But what about the cage match fight?

Is this getting a bit too exciting for you?


Don't worry Tank, it was only white guys doing the humping last night, you would have loved it!

The UFC-where closeted men can watch gay porn in public!

Gays kick eachother in the face?

Heck yeah, Gay men have some hellatious lovers quarrels.
I once dated an emergency room nurse. Soiome of what she otld me (without names of course) was amazing and pretty disguting as well.

 

[uscitizen]

it's all a big old show... Not real at all. I used to know a professional wrestler personally and he gave me the run down on it all.

UFC =/= WWF

Get kicked in the head by Lyoto Machida and then talk.

HUH?

World Wildlife Federation?

Remember the wrasslers lost the lawsuit.

 

[JBeukema]

it's all a big old show... Not real at all. I used to know a professional wrestler personally and he gave me the run down on it all.

UFC =/= WWF

Get kicked in the head by Lyoto Machida and then talk.

Or choked out by Randy Couture.

I believe EZ is talking about some of the grappling postures which someone who isn't into Greco/Roman might think of as sexual positions.

Also, most Americans are aware that "professional" wrestling is nothing but artfully choreographed tumbling. But UFC cage fighting is 100% genuine. It is as real as it gets.

Greco?

Puh-leeze. Tenth Planet all the way.

 

[roomy]

My favourite sport

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

How do you know what gay porn looks like?

She stayed over Gunny's house one night. She walked in on him.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

They had it on a few T.V.'s at the place I was last night, I thought I was watching gay porn!



Is this a way for men not yet out of the closet to get their rocks off?

I was watching the UFC too. Can't wait to see Penn fight Hughes, again in 123.

Where you watching 122?

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2010/11/...ing-excuses-for-ufc-123-bout-with-matt-hughes

Is B.J Penn Building Excuses for UFC 123 Bout With Matt Hughes?

 

[JBeukema]

How do you know what gay porn looks like?

She stayed over Gunny's house one night. She walked in on him.

-and you?

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

How do you know what gay porn looks like?

She stayed over Gunny's house one night. She walked in on him.

-and you?

mal sends me home videos.

what about you?

 

[Two Thumbs]

My wife makes fun of it evey time it's on.

But she sits right next to me and whatches the whole time.

She a HUGE GSP fan. something about "he's perfectly proportioned in all the right places."

 

[MikeK]

"Well, I was on the wrestling team back when I was in grade school.

But then I hit puberty and started noticing girls.

Call me crazy or whatever, but I never wrestled again after that."

I quit when my brother ended up with a broken ("cauliflower") ear. He's lucky it didn't turn out too prominent because those things can be ugly.

In school we had to wear the helmet but not at the YMCA, which is where it happened. I hated wearing that helmet.