Wroberson, An Introduction

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  1. Wroberson
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    I'm in the 1%. 99% of the people have more money than I do. Yes. I work. 3 days a week. I deliver Chicken and Waffles. I get paid to sit at home and wait for the phone to ring. Sometimes it does and I make a little more. This is by choice. I could easily find a pizza delivery job. I like working only 3 days a week. This gives me 4 days for myself.

    I am in this position by choice. I quit my last job so I could drive my mom to radiation everyday for nearly 2 months. My sister did the chemo runs. Then there was the 5 mini strokes. My mom is better. She was well enough to tell me I could go back to work. 2 weeks later I was back at work.

    The last decade has been a strange trip.

    In 2003 I was arrested after running a stop sign delivering a pizza. Why the cops were parked near that intersection is beyond me. 30 days later when I was released, I found out that I was being held on a warrant. Not a warrant for me, but it was a warrant for Wroberson. I won $40,000.00.

    My lawyer said they were retaliating against me. I don't know if it was retaliation for suing a local cop after he went to my employer and told him I was irate during a traffic stop and change the employer/employee relationship for ever, or if it was for the 12 tirade and verbal assault on the police station that night in 2003.

    It wasn't my fault. The police had enough information to issue the ticket, but chose to stuff me into the back of an illegal police car. The leg wells and back seat had been covered up by a 4x8 OSB that was cut to fit. Sitting was impossible. The only way to transport a human in the car was face down. So, I spoke up.

    The Cook County Detention Center was no charming palace either. The medical attention was horrific. It was so bad, that me and another inmate were asked to change someone's diaper. The poor guy was missing 40% of his skull and could barely feed himself. We did the best we could.

    Then April 14, 2010, I was saved. Asteroid 2012 GA6 was near close approach. A Volcano in Iceland erupted, and a fireball was videotaped streaking over the Midwest from Nebraska to Wisconsin on a NNE trajectory. This all happened within minutes of each other. The next morning I reported the 3 separate events to WGN Radio.

    I spent the next 2 years learning about certain aspects related to these three things. The best physical evidence for impact I found is that meteors contain iridium and that volcanoes vent iridium gas. On the quantum side of the equation I found that a single photon can be in 2 places at the same time. This is also a physical fact. Elsewhere in the quantum equation is immortality those this is someone one can only prove to themselves.

    In the end I came to two conclusions. That the fireball came from the volcano, and that an asteroid impact of such devastation is beyond the human's range of observation. I certainly wish this not to be the case. I would like to believe that Earth and it's weak gravitational force is physically capable of launching an asteroid to Jupiter.

    In retrospect, I've had a great life. I'm a generally happy person. I seek out things that make me happy. My convertible. My 125 gallon fish tank, my vacations. I've grow my own weed. I've had lots of sex and companionship. I don't have any kids, and I don't think I would want it any other way. I will die a happy man

    And then there's the superfund site...
     
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    You sound like fun!
     
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    I guess it is TMI. I don't like being tagged with an alias just in case I find myself in court. Google comes up clean. So, there's another thing I have going my my. God forbid I end up in court hear the jester say, Wroberson, a.k.a. FQ69...

    I can be fun, thanks.

    I was going to go this route....

    I have a 125 Gallon Fish Tank. It has Old Tank Syndrome. I've been cleaning it up the last 3 weeks and making progress, but the files are too large.

    I do have a link though that tells the whole story and I'll get that up when I have 15 posts.

    I'll be posting a video after Noon....
     
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    Welcome to USMB, Wroberson. Hope you enjoy the boards.

    Hope your mom continues to be well thanks to your attention to her elder problems, and best wishes in all else.
     
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    Best introduction thread in a long time! :D

    Welcome!
     
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    You should at least be a break from our usual posters

    Welcome
     
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    I like your intro! I get tired of reading that same old stuff all the time, which is what my introduction was like :( oh well lol.
     
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    I like happy people.
    Lower stress.
    Don't let little things get in the way.

    When you have so little for so long, you tend to adjust.
    There's cash bonanza in the fridge. Keep it half empty.
    Camping above the wilderness Boundary is free for 14 days.
    Vegas Specific sites will have the lowest prices for Vegas. (comps help too)
    Yellowstone requires 9-12 months advance purchase. Get the package deal.
     
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    the dude style of life
     

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