Write the words to a song.

[JoeMoma]

Add a line to the song sung to the tune of opening of The Beverly Hillbillies.
First line to get started:
This is a story about a girl named Deb

 

[Auld Phart]

Sold her soul, so Hillary could beat Jeb,

 

[JoeMoma]

Then one day while squatting to pee

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

She slogged back some wine and shouted out "WHEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!"

 

[Pogo]

Oil, that is.....

 

[Divine Wind]

Pork bellies and cattle futures,....

 

[JoeMoma]

The first thing you know, ol Deb is a gazillionaire

 

[Pogo]

Constituents said, "Deb, how you get that hair?"