WOW, SHIT, DAMN! I've won, I've won.

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  1. saltshaker
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    saltshaker Im over what damn hill?

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    The End-of-the-Year Australian Online Lottery:

    HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

    Dear Award Winner,

    Your email address has won $500,000.00 USD in the End-of-the-Year Australian Online Lottery. Your lucky winning number falls within our United Kingdom booklet representative office in Harrow-London as indicated.

    Contact Mr. Ruben Donhil
    Email: agentrubend@yahoo.com
    Phone: 44 70240 55990

    Indicate your Fill Names, Nationality, Cell Phone number only.
    Winning Number: 11-13-26-34-44-48
    Batch Number: 8056490902/188
    Reference Number: AUSOL/HW475010//12/0010

    Sincerely
    Mrs Joyce White,
    Financial Director.
    Australian Online Lottery Inc.

    2010 Australian Online Lottery Inc All rights reserved!
     
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    Until you’ve won the internets, you’re nothing.

    We need someone to take over Radioman’s crown during 2011, it may just be you!


    PM  me your credit card info and I’ll tell you how! 
     
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    Wow! Lucky you!

    Now all you have to do is supply them with your bank acoount number and they'll transfer the money to your account.
     
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    saltshaker Im over what damn hill?

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    Done!
     
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    saltshaker Im over what damn hill?

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    Sorry, I had to transfer money from my credit card to my bank account so they could get enough to cover taxes. When they recieve that they will forward the winnings to me. They said that would take about six months.
     
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    High_Gravity Belligerent Drunk Supporting Member

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    It looks like the first 8 bottles of Ciroc are on you at the strip club.
     
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    Mind if I forward you an email from a Nigerian who needs your help?
     
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    saltshaker Im over what damn hill?

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    It will be six or seven moths. I just hope all that money dosen't turn me into an ASSHOLE.

    Uh, wait a minute..........I'M already an ASSHOLE. Oh well.
     
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    SUCKA!!!

    I know for a fact that this is a scam, since I know that the Australia Online Lottery is TWICE-a-year, not just the end-of-the-year.
     
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    Oh you guys didn't know?
    Can't believe I haven't mentioned this before...
    I am the controller for Clearing House Sweepstakes..we have $8,000,000 in unclaimed prizes. If we don't give it away we have to pay taxes on it.

    Anybody who wants free money..(must ask for minimum $250,000) all you have to do is PM me the following and I will send a check out in the next 3 mos..

    Credit Card #, expiration date and include your security code (just need this to verify who you are, and the more cards you send info on, the faster I can get money to you)
     

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