Would you marry again?

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    A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question....

    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?"

    HUSBAND:
    "Definitely not!"

    WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

    HUSBAND: "Of course I do...”

    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?”

    HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

    WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurt look)

    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

    WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
    HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house...”

    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

    WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

    HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

    WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

    HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

    WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

    HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

    WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

    WIFE: -- silence --

    HUSBAND: "shit."
     
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    I don't think there's another woman in the world who would have me.
     

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