Would you believe me that Im Austrian?

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  1. Lucy Hamilton
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    Yes he cannot see accurate if so he would not respond in the stupid way he did.
     
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    Damn, Lucy. It feels like you threw the wet blanket over the party. Mortimer's just trying to work through a few things is all
     
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    G'day, Mate. Put another shrimp on the barbie!

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    A woman on a train walked up to a man across the table. “Excuse me,” she said, “but are you Jewish?”
    “No,” replied the man.
    A few minutes later the woman returned. “Excuse me,” she said again, “are you sure you’re not Jewish?”
    “I’m sure,” said the man.
    But the woman was not convinced, and a few minutes later she approached him a third time. “Are you absolutely sure you’re not Jewish?” she asked.
    “All right, all right,” the man said. “You win. I’m Jewish.”
    “That’s funny,” said the woman.” You don’t look Jewish.”

     
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    I could also say that Im from Serbia. I can speak serbian after all and am familiar with the region as well. I have Serbian friends, who went to Japan and they say that they are from Austria or Serbia, either one of the two. Im not ashamed to be from Serbia at all. You misunderstood me. And I said "Im not Austrian and that everyone here knows Im not".
     
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    Gee, you don't even speak Austrian.

    (yes, it's a joke).
     
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    Thank you, Lucy. That's why I always pay attention to your posts and very much appreciate your participation here.
     
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    What do you do down in Australia? Tie me kangaroo down?
     
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    Thank you for the compliment, Lucy Hamilton. I'm pleased to see that you recognize sarcasm when you see it. After all, Hitler also looked Austrian and he too had a worm on his lip. I also saw that you recognized sarcasm when I messaged you in late April about wanting me to make a positive statement on your behalf and I informed you that my wife was hurt in a serious car accident and I couldn't get my thoughts together at that time. I suppose my having one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel is the cause of my befuddlement and sarcasm. Ciao.
     
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    I hope I will keep my word and not forget it in 3 months. But I decided that I dont want to ask anymore how I look or where I pass. I did that the last 10 years on different forums. But before the time I was on anthropological forums. I never asked that and it didnt interest me really. Now its time I take that relatively and quiete long phase in my life to an end. Also I might have annoyed alot of people with it. Sorry. And wish me good luck that I dont do it anymore.
     

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