Worst Star Wars Characters

GHook93

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Star Wars has so many classic characters from Luke, Solo, Chewi, Yoda, R2D2 etc and even the villains are cool: Vader, Maul, Greivous, Jaba, Bobo Fer etc. However they did miss on a few:

(1) Rose (Fin’s sidekick): the annoying character in the worst Star Wars movie. She sucks from her annoying first appearance.

(2) JarJar: Most recognize that he is annoying character that has no remedying value and help ruin the Phantom Menace.

(3) C-3PO: He is constantly bitching and complaining. Always yelling at R2.

(4) Gungans: This entire alien race sucks and they are beyond annoying.

(5) Battle Droids: They learned to shoot from the Storm Troopers. They can’t hit shit. They just go line by line and walk head on into battle. Any they are given self awareness and fear, who the hell would give war machines those aspects. Not to mention they are beyond easy to kill.

(6) Poe: the parodyesque prank call to Gen Hux and the fact he made ever blunder in the world on Last Jedi killed hi character for me


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Saw the first movie, fell asleep during the second movie and never watched another one. I liked the guy Harrison Ford played.
 
Good characters

Darth Vader
Han Solo
Chewy
Yoda
R2D2
Obiwan

All the rest suck big time
 
Every single character in VII and VIII plus Jar Jar and little Anakin.

Christiansen can’t act and played the role horribly, but Anakin is still a pretty good character


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His "love" scenes with Natalie Portman were horrible

God awful and cringeworthy! Portman was just as bad as Christiansen. She is a highly overrated actress. They had zero chemistry.


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Every single character in VII and VIII plus Jar Jar and little Anakin.

Christiansen can’t act and played the role horribly, but Anakin is still a pretty good character


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His "love" scenes with Natalie Portman were horrible

God awful and cringeworthy! Portman was just as bad as Christiansen. She is a highly overrated actress. They had zero chemistry.


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I have liked Portman in other roles
But in Star Wars she sounded like she was reading a script.
Her love affair with Annakin was a key to the series
Their interaction was laughable
 
Every character in episodes I, II, & III.

Those movies should be digitally remastered to blank film stock.

Episodes IV, V, VI... Gorge Lucas for digitally altering the original releases to add shit like Jabba in episode IV, making it look like Greedo shot first when everyone knows it was Han, replacing Sebastian Shaw with that whiny, talentless hack Hayden Christensen in Episode VI... Fuck George Lucas.
 
I know you hate Rose, but I liked the actress, her look and mechanic background. It isn't like Jar Jar. With Jar Jar it didn't matter what the script was, there was no amount of writing that could help. With the Rose character, it is entirely the writer's fault that she was part of the worthless casino subplot and a complete idiot in the end by preventing Finn from destroying the giant cannon. If used correctly, I could see a plucky mechanic character being a good thing. It wasn't the acting or the character's idea, it was pure story bs.
1. My number one is a tie between Jar Jar and the Anakin child character. Watching a child win space battles was so profoundly stupid I just don't know what to say.
2. I just hate the battle droids They looked so goofy it was like giving C3PO's guns. Yuck.
 
Every character in episodes I, II, & III.

Those movies should be digitally remastered to blank film stock.

Episodes IV, V, VI... Gorge Lucas for digitally altering the original releases to add shit like Jabba in episode IV, making it look like Greedo shot first when everyone knows it was Han, replacing Sebastian Shaw with that whiny, talentless hack Hayden Christensen in Episode VI... Fuck George Lucas.

What about that cringeworthy music video in Return of the Jedi?


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Every character in episodes I, II, & III.

Those movies should be digitally remastered to blank film stock.

Episodes IV, V, VI... Gorge Lucas for digitally altering the original releases to add shit like Jabba in episode IV, making it look like Greedo shot first when everyone knows it was Han, replacing Sebastian Shaw with that whiny, talentless hack Hayden Christensen in Episode VI... Fuck George Lucas.

What about that cringeworthy music video in Return of the Jedi?


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Meh, the soundtrack didn't bother me.
 
Jar Jar Binks makes me vomit

The rest are just bad actors with bad dialogue
 

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