1. FORMER North Korean leader Kim Jong-il was the world's best golfer, sparked a fashion phenomenon and didn't defecate ... 2. ...according to official North Korean literature, he was born in a log cabin at his father's secret base on North Korea's sacred Mt Paektu in 1942...his birth were heralded by a swallow and caused winter to change to spring, a star to illuminate the sky and rainbows to spontaneously appear. 3. In 1994, Pyongyang media reported that Kim Jong-il shot an amazing 11 holes-in-one to achieve an unprecedented 38-under-par game on a regulation 18-hole golf course - on his first try at golf....each of his 17 bodyguards verified the record-breaking feat. 4. A filmmaking author with a collection of over 20,000 movies, Jong-il's passion for the art led him to kidnap South Korean director Shin Sang-ok and his actress wife Choi Eun-hee to make Pulgasari, basically a socialist version of Godzilla. 5. Pyongyang announced the leader had become a worldwide fashion icon after Rodong Sinmun, a communist party newspaper in North Korea, reported Kim Jong-il's suits had become a global fashion phenomenon. "Kim Jong-il mode, which is now spreading expeditiously worldwide, is something unprecedented in the world's history." 6. According to the official biography on the North Korean state web site, Kim Jong-il didn't defecate. 7. ...the government handed out pamphlets to thousands of people selling a wonder drug that would make them taller. When they responded to the ad, they were sent away to "uninhabited islands in an attempt to end their 'substandard' genes from repeating in a new generation," 8. ...the obsessive leader insisted his rice be cooked using trees cut from Mt. Paektu (the mountain where he was born), and that he had female staff inspected each grain of rice to make sure it met his strict standards. 9. ...the former dictator loved a Hennessey cognac that retails for $630 a bottle in Korea - $270 less than the average Korean annual income, $900. "He is the largest customer over the last 10 years, averaging between $650,000 and $720,000 a year." Mind-boggling 'facts' about Kim Jong-il | Herald Sun 10. He was also the worlds greatest bowler with witnesses reporting he completed a perfect score of 300 in his very first visit to the lanes. Kim Jong-Il, World And dat's da trooof! ....every single word!