Discussion in 'Health and Lifestyle' started by Abbey Normal, Sep 29, 2005.
...not the organ I would have thought of... :huh:
They should work on a futuristic replacement for toilet paper. Personally, I think TP is a little outdated. There's just got to be something better.
Have anything in mind?
Yeah, those little retractable bidet spickets that can be installed on toilets.
I'd settle for a high powered bidet with a "drying" mechanism.
Or maybe a laser that targets poo and neutralizes it.
I'd like to see something like that trained on the bacteria-laden seats and the water spigots...
French Tolite spray is okay for the gals and the pee pee...but get real it does not get to the "nitty gritty"...if ya know what I mean! Been to France and what is so good about a little water spray on the old butt anyway... :huh:
I had a room-mate once whose European grandmother visited their family, and asked to keep a wet washcloth near the toilet. She used it to, ah, clean up, and insisted that it could be reused a few times before laundering. Apparently, this was the done thing in her country.
Sorry! I hope no one is eating while reading this...
but a "few" times...yuk....sorry I am old fashioned and will stay with the TP!
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