Work, Work, Work

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    We all come here from time to time to break the chains of work….
    for about 3 minutes anyway. As many of us find, we need a good
    laugh. Needing this desperately at work today, I started looking
    for some humor. I studied the room a while (one of my favorite pastimes)
    in search of that “funny guy” who always seems to make everyone laugh.
    The more I looked I started to realize that I work with a bunch of nerds.
    Working in a GPS satellite center isn’t comedy central if you know what I mean.
    Then I started to find humor in the different kind of people I noticed. They are all
    smart but in many different ways. Here’s what I came up with.

    There’s at any given time at least one person listed bellow at any job

    We have:

    The person who is absolutely, hands down the smartest person
    in their field but has no knowledge of what else goes on at work.

    The person who is no doubt book smart, but couldn’t apply
    a lick of that towards common sense to save their own life.

    The person who loves to be an asshole to everyone because they are
    confident that we will have a hard time replacing them (yeah right).

    The person who always pretends to be doing something important,
    while your work with a short deadline is sitting on their desk.

    The person you can hear laugh from a mile away
    (I don’t know what they’re laughing at here)

    That one man who you swear is gay, yet you see him
    with all the hot women in town as if he has a ten foot wiener.

    The person who pretends to like REALLY strong, unbearable, coffee
    and claims the stronger the better. Really…who the hell pours the coffee \
    back in the maker after it’s done to run it through again???

    The person who would probably die on the spot, happy if everyone
    would actually participate in the monthly pot luck.

    The person with the ugliest kids you have ever seen pasted all over there cubical.

    The dirty old men who hang around the Water cooler telling lame jokes.

    The dirty old WOMEN who hang around the Water cooler telling lame jokes.

    The people who smoke every 20 minutes.

    And that one guy who is always on the phone with his
    wife saying personal things that you really don’t want to hear about.

    Always one person in the group with an annoying cell phone ring,
    and wouldn’t you know it’s always ringing.

    The one guy you never hear wash his hands in the bathroom.
    And you know it’s the same guy because every time you take a
    dump he comes in and you can see his shoes.

    Most of the things I have listed are quite annoying but funny
    if you look at it the right way. So did I leave anyone out???
     
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    Yes, the brown nosing butt licker. :D
     
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    The Victim - everything that happens to that person is only because that person is black/gay/female/handicapped/etc.
     
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    Ohhh and the office supply hoard. The person who has at least three reems
    of paper in their desk when everyone else is out, yet refuses to give any up.
     
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    We also have it going the other way around here....
    I swear, this one manager lady (openly gay). She must walk down the hall
    thinking " I am a strong, ugly, mean butch ass, lesbian with a lot of power.
    Don't fuck with me!!!"
     
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    "I am women hear me roar" :D


    The Feminazi, I have encountered them myself. Scary.
     

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