JOKER96BRAVO
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- Aug 13, 2004
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We all come here from time to time to break the chains of work
.
for about 3 minutes anyway. As many of us find, we need a good
laugh. Needing this desperately at work today, I started looking
for some humor. I studied the room a while (one of my favorite pastimes)
in search of that funny guy who always seems to make everyone laugh.
The more I looked I started to realize that I work with a bunch of nerds.
Working in a GPS satellite center isnt comedy central if you know what I mean.
Then I started to find humor in the different kind of people I noticed. They are all
smart but in many different ways. Heres what I came up with.
Theres at any given time at least one person listed bellow at any job
We have:
The person who is absolutely, hands down the smartest person
in their field but has no knowledge of what else goes on at work.
The person who is no doubt book smart, but couldnt apply
a lick of that towards common sense to save their own life.
The person who loves to be an asshole to everyone because they are
confident that we will have a hard time replacing them (yeah right).
The person who always pretends to be doing something important,
while your work with a short deadline is sitting on their desk.
The person you can hear laugh from a mile away
(I dont know what theyre laughing at here)
That one man who you swear is gay, yet you see him
with all the hot women in town as if he has a ten foot wiener.
The person who pretends to like REALLY strong, unbearable, coffee
and claims the stronger the better. Really who the hell pours the coffee \
back in the maker after its done to run it through again???
The person who would probably die on the spot, happy if everyone
would actually participate in the monthly pot luck.
The person with the ugliest kids you have ever seen pasted all over there cubical.
The dirty old men who hang around the Water cooler telling lame jokes.
The dirty old WOMEN who hang around the Water cooler telling lame jokes.
The people who smoke every 20 minutes.
And that one guy who is always on the phone with his
wife saying personal things that you really dont want to hear about.
Always one person in the group with an annoying cell phone ring,
and wouldnt you know its always ringing.
The one guy you never hear wash his hands in the bathroom.
And you know its the same guy because every time you take a
dump he comes in and you can see his shoes.
Most of the things I have listed are quite annoying but funny
if you look at it the right way. So did I leave anyone out???
for about 3 minutes anyway. As many of us find, we need a good
laugh. Needing this desperately at work today, I started looking
for some humor. I studied the room a while (one of my favorite pastimes)
in search of that funny guy who always seems to make everyone laugh.
The more I looked I started to realize that I work with a bunch of nerds.
Working in a GPS satellite center isnt comedy central if you know what I mean.
Then I started to find humor in the different kind of people I noticed. They are all
smart but in many different ways. Heres what I came up with.
Theres at any given time at least one person listed bellow at any job
We have:
The person who is absolutely, hands down the smartest person
in their field but has no knowledge of what else goes on at work.
The person who is no doubt book smart, but couldnt apply
a lick of that towards common sense to save their own life.
The person who loves to be an asshole to everyone because they are
confident that we will have a hard time replacing them (yeah right).
The person who always pretends to be doing something important,
while your work with a short deadline is sitting on their desk.
The person you can hear laugh from a mile away
(I dont know what theyre laughing at here)
That one man who you swear is gay, yet you see him
with all the hot women in town as if he has a ten foot wiener.
The person who pretends to like REALLY strong, unbearable, coffee
and claims the stronger the better. Really who the hell pours the coffee \
back in the maker after its done to run it through again???
The person who would probably die on the spot, happy if everyone
would actually participate in the monthly pot luck.
The person with the ugliest kids you have ever seen pasted all over there cubical.
The dirty old men who hang around the Water cooler telling lame jokes.
The dirty old WOMEN who hang around the Water cooler telling lame jokes.
The people who smoke every 20 minutes.
And that one guy who is always on the phone with his
wife saying personal things that you really dont want to hear about.
Always one person in the group with an annoying cell phone ring,
and wouldnt you know its always ringing.
The one guy you never hear wash his hands in the bathroom.
And you know its the same guy because every time you take a
dump he comes in and you can see his shoes.
Most of the things I have listed are quite annoying but funny
if you look at it the right way. So did I leave anyone out???
