Words of Wisdom:

[random3434]

"I want them to play Britney Spears at my funeral. That way I won't feel so bad about being dead, and everyone there will know there is something worse than death." -~Gary Numan

 

[Zander]

"The elevator to success is broken, but the stairs work just fine." - Zig Zigler

"When you turn yourself towards the sunlight, the shadows fall behind you." - Helen Keller

 

[Phoenix]

Never spit into the wind.

Never spread manure with the wind at your back.

 

[random3434]

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
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What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

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[The Infidel]

Live and learn, die and forget it all

 

[AquaAthena]

"When in doubt, don't."

 

[Mr. H.]

Without a sense of humor, you're sunk.

Mom