Wonder Drug

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    Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila Ò.

    Tequila Ò is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila Ò can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila Ò almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila Ò .

    Tequila Ò may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila Ò . However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing karaoke and play all-night rounds of strip poker, truth or dare, and naked twister.
     
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    LOL! My husband must have slipped me a Tequila O! Or FOUR! ;)
     
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    Have em add a couple cups to that chili, It'll be a be hit at Church. :cheers2:
     
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    LOL! If you could only see some of the mental images you have conjured in my mind!
     

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