Women & Phone Calls

[gallantwarrior]

I remember the tight pants.

I also remember the picture.

OMG! Now I have to go scrub my eyes with a Brillo pad and rinse with bleach!

That guy wore those tight pants on purpose. How could anyone walk out of the house and not know their man parts are squished like that and everyone can see it! Bet you could count the hair on his ass through those jeans.

Nah, looks like he shaves!

 

[whitehall]

I'm married, and I have been in negative points for a few years.


And I admit that I DVR most sporting events and then sacrifice sleep to watch the games.

I have many secrets but alas I usually charge for them...

As you may recall... negative points= extra tight pants....

I remember the tight pants.

I also remember the picture.

Personally I'd pay good money not to remember that picture but what's the point? Is there a cell phone hidden in the beer bottle?

 

[Lumpy 1]

Lets hear more..

 

[Lumpy 1]

My wife's on the phone...her sister... soooo..

 

[Big Black Dog]

I know that if my wife calls one of her sisters that she is going to be on the phone until the battery runs dead or minimum 3 hrs.

The trick is charging the battery and getting them talking just before a sporting event I'd like to watch on TV or a Guy movie.

Use a land line.

 

[Lumpy 1]

I know that if my wife calls one of her sisters that she is going to be on the phone until the battery runs dead or minimum 3 hrs.

The trick is charging the battery and getting them talking just before a sporting event I'd like to watch on TV or a Guy movie.

Use a land line.

Our land line phone needs a battery, it's only good for about 20 minutes...

Time for a new cordless I guess.