Women & Phone Calls

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    I know that if my wife calls one of her sisters that she is going to be on the phone until the battery runs dead or minimum 3 hrs.

    The trick is charging the battery and getting them talking just before a sporting event I'd like to watch on TV or a Guy movie.
     
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    Very devious of you.
     
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    He's not fooling her one bit...she's clever enough to let him think he's pulling off a win.:D
     
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    Lol, they think they're ahead of us....:lol:
     
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    She's happy.. I'm happy..I get extra points for charging the phone, making her at least 1 cup of coffee and a cold beverage of her choosing..

    It's win ..win.. win all around... devious..nah.. sweet and understanding...:wink_2::wink_2:
     
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    I always wanted to construct a Post Card like a before and after. The Before is a Picture of Her as Your Girl Friend sitting at a table in a Restaurant, talking on her cell phone. The After Picture, is a Picture of the back of Her head, as Your Wife, talking on a Cell Phone.

    How do you know when dinner is ready when she is talking on the phone? The Smoke Detector, Silly. ;)
     
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    While you are not the most interesting man in the world, you are the smartest man in the world.
     
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    Sheesh ...so who's devious now...exactly...:lol:
     
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    Even better idea...let the phone battery run down to nearly 0% just before the game so that she will be available at your every whim to get you sammiches, beer, and other shit.
     
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    Consider my previous thanks a 1/2 thanks...wait...ah...Yup, I'm hardly the most interesting but at times I could be...:lol:
     

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