Women may not get this one

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    We recently spent $2500 on a young Black Angus bull.
    We put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
    I was beginning to suspect he was gay, if that's possible with a bull.
    Anyhow, I had the Vet come have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly
    a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

    The bull started to service the cows within two days. All of my cows! He even broke through
    the fence and bred all my neighbor's cows! He's been breeding just about everything in sight.
    He's like a machine!

    I don't know what in hell was in the pills the Vet gave him, but they kinda taste like peppermint.
     
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    LOL. I'm glad I didn't read this while drinking my morning coffee, cleaning coffee off the computer screen so early sucks. I hope your neighbor ladies are appreciative and utterly gorgeous.
     
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    "Maybe they were "little red pills" ? :D
     
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    THere was once a farmer who told jokes where the weak punchline didn't justify the multi-sentence build-up.
     
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    The Male-dominated culture !
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    culture is different.
     

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