Women leaving things behind

I don't like carrying anything more than what is essential, however, if I don't have my set of keys how can I lord it over my honey about being the one to save the day when we get locked out!?? :teeth:
 
Abbey Normal said:
Exactly. Purses drag you down.

Drag you down? It's a purse.. If <i>that</i> drags you down...

Spouses expect you to have everything they need just on a whim. Consider your purse a "magical bag of holding".. :D

Bare essentials:

Keys
Kleenex
Aspirin
Pen
Checkbook
Wallet (Credit cards, cash, phone card, etc.)
Notepad
Mirror
Mints
Keys
Makeup (lipstick, eyeliner, powder)
Cell phone
Hair spray
Nail file
Clipper
Saline
Bandaids
Coin purse with at least $3.00 in change

If I get locked out of my car, or my house, I'll actually survive. Once I get home, there's a spare key to everything in my garage, which is easily opened via keypad on the outside of the door.
 
Shattered said:
Drag you down? It's a purse.. If <i>that</i> drags you down...

Spouses expect you to have everything they need just on a whim. Consider your purse a "magical bag of holding".. :D

Bare essentials:

Keys
Kleenex
Aspirin
Pen
Checkbook
Wallet (Credit cards, cash, phone card, etc.)
Notepad
Mirror
Mints
Keys
Makeup (lipstick, eyeliner, powder)
Cell phone
Hair spray
Nail file
Clipper
Saline
Bandaids
Coin purse with at least $3.00 in change

If I get locked out of my car, or my house, I'll actually survive. Once I get home, there's a spare key to everything in my garage, which is easily opened via keypad on the outside of the door.


There's a few things on your list I don't carry, but I would add a small copy of the Constitution and two highlighters! ;)
 
hundred bucks says you lost the argument....broke back into the house....got your keeys....got attitude all night....
 
manu1959 said:
hundred bucks says you lost the argument....broke back into the house....got your keeys....got attitude all night....

No, I had access to a spare key. She simply denied that it is her policy to leave these things behind. I know better. Later she said I should have had the key, which is of course correct, but that's my point. I don't see the benefit of either of us intentionally leaving our keys behind. Attitude lasted about 10 minutes. Once she left her ID behind and they refused to serve her drinks, which served her right.
 
Nuc said:
No, I had access to a spare key. She simply denied that it is her policy to leave these things behind. I know better. Later she said I should have had the key, which is of course correct, but that's my point. I don't see the benefit of either of us intentionally leaving our keys behind. Attitude lasted about 10 minutes. Once she left her ID behind and they refused to serve her drinks, which served her right.

Are you 2 ar :teeth: guing just so you can "make up" again?
 
Kathianne said:
There's a few things on your list I don't carry, but I would add a small copy of the Constitution and two highlighters! ;)

LMAO! Not my line of profession - I don't need either of those things. (But, I DO have an "Owl" (Magnified light the size of a credit card, just for kicks)...

Tho, I also have most of that stuff in and around a lighted purse organizer...
 
Nuc said:
And why did you change your moniker? Have you abandoned the GOP or are you just celebrating your bass playing?

I didn't abandon the GOP (they're abandoning me, but that's another thread). I wanted a bass-related name, and this fit.
 
I leave everything in my purse. If I started taking out the things I didn't need they would get lost and I'd never find them again.

The only time I leave my purse at home is if we're going out to play pool or something. I don't want to carry it around and I don't want to leave it in the car.
 
This is a common problem with me, but I'll tell you what's even worse.
I leave everything I have in it's own place. I do this so I know where
to find it. If my wife asks to use my keys or anything else, there
is a 1% chance that she will leave that item in it's designated place,
making it impossible to find it without her retracing steps. I HATE THIS,
IT DRIVES ME INSANE!!!!!
 
JOKER96BRAVO said:
This is a common problem with me, but I'll tell you what's even worse.
I leave everything I have in it's own place. I do this so I know where
to find it. If my wife asks to use my keys or anything else, there
is a 1% chance that she will leave that item in it's designated place,
making it impossible to find it without her retracing steps. I HATE THIS,
IT DRIVES ME INSANE!!!!!
:D Then they say, "well, they'll turn-up somewhere".:beer:
 
JOKER96BRAVO said:
This is a common problem with me, but I'll tell you what's even worse.
I leave everything I have in it's own place. I do this so I know where
to find it. If my wife asks to use my keys or anything else, there
is a 1% chance that she will leave that item in it's designated place,
making it impossible to find it without her retracing steps. I HATE THIS,
IT DRIVES ME INSANE!!!!!
Because of this conflict I have purchased the following items in duplicate
and hidden them to ensure I always know where ONE is:

House Keys
Car Keys
TV (and other electronic) remotes
Hairbrush (I have long hair fellas)
Screwdrivers
Hammer
Made copies of important documents
Playstation and Xbox controllers
Lightbulbs
Toothbrush
Razors
Shaving cream
Shampoo and conditioner
Dog leash and collar
Jackets

I'm really not crazy guys, she looses alot of shit.
 
Just thought of some more:

Flashlight
Batteries
Pencils and pens
Paper
Stamps and envelopes
Super glue
MY ASTHMA INHALERS
Extension cords
Tape
Scissors
My cordless drill
My "good knife" which she uses to scrape any and everything with
So many more...
 
JOKER96BRAVO said:
Because of this conflict I have purchased the following items in duplicate
and hidden them to ensure I always know where ONE is:

House Keys
Car Keys
TV (and other electronic) remotes
Hairbrush (I have long hair fellas)
Screwdrivers
Hammer
Made copies of important documents
Playstation and Xbox controllers
Lightbulbs
Toothbrush
Razors
Shaving cream
Shampoo and conditioner
Dog leash and collar
Jackets

I'm really not crazy guys, she looses alot of shit.

Suuurrrrrrreeeeeeee.


In my house it's nail clippers and lighters.
 
What about the cordless phone. Why can't I EVER find the cordless phone and when I do, why is it ALWAYS dead?


On a positive note, I found my daughter's gameboy (that she can never find) down the chair before I threw it out.
 

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