Women Has Sex With Pine Cone, Needs Surgery to Remove It

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    Woman has sex with pine cone, needs surgery to remove it | Say What?

    I've heard of people trying to spruce up...

    I guess that's what she meant when said wrote "I love yew."

    In this country, we take the petals off flowers and say, "He loves me; he loves me not." I guess in Serbia, they pull the needles off pines in that game.
     
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    In 9 months, she'll give birth to a pine tree.
     
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    Yes, I heard that it is likely to be TREEmendous.
     
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    not going to touch this one.
     
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    Um ... news? Really?
     
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    Did she have an orgasm?
     
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    :lol:
     
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    I guess it beats the sap she was with before.
     
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    She is certainly not the first woman to enjoy wood, and as such, should not be judged so harshly.

    As they say, a cone in the hand is better than two in the bush.

    Oh, wait....
     
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    It musta been the (pine) NUTS that got her all hot and bothered.
     

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