Women are like apples, Men are like a fine wine

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    Women are like apples, Men are like a fine wine


    Women are like apples on trees: the best ones are at
    the top of the tree.

    Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because
    they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

    Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the
    ground, that aren't as good, but easy.......

    So the apples at the top think something is wrong with
    them, when in reality, they're amazing.

    They just have to wait for the right man to come along
    - the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to
    the top of the tree.

    Share this with other women who are good apples - even
    those who have already been picked!

    And remember ... Men are like a fine wine.

    They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to
    stomp the crap out of them until they turn into
    something acceptable to have dinner with.
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    :clap: :clap: :clap: :D
     
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    ;) :p:
     
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    I'm the one that is right on the top of the tree that no one wants to get at..so i guess i'm just that dam good..:cof: someday that guy in a uniform will climb and safe me..sweet..:cof:
     
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    didnt i post this like two weeks ago:p
     
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    ooops I didnt see it then - sorry
     

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