Women are Incredible.....

[Toro]

I <3 women.

 

[Ernie S.]

If you give us a divorce we will give you our home.

Been there, done that and have 3 tee-shirts.

 

[Ernie S.]

If you give us a divorce we will give you our home.

Great trade....Win/Win!

George: "I got this deer rifle for my wife."
Fred: "Great trade!"

 

[sparky]

Each time we have this thread
It almost wakes my heart
'Cause I'm so afraid that we will have to part

Each night I ask the stars up above
Why must I be a misanthrope in love

One day I feel so happy
Next day I feel so sad
I guess I'll learn to read the good with the bad

'Cause each night I ask the stars up above
Why must I be a misanthrope in love

I wrote a thread for nobody but you
I'll be self righteous if you should say screw you

Well if you want to make me cry
That won't be so hard to do
If you should say goodbye
I'd still go on writing you

Each night I ask the stars up above
Why must I be a misanthrope in love

 

[Colin]

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were
more trustworthy.

"No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."

"I would dispute that," answered a woman guest. "I have kept my age a secret since
I was twenty-one."

"You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.

"I hardly think so!" responded the lady.
"When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever."