Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat Inside Kentucky Walmart

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    Accident or intentional? :badgrin::badgrin::badgrin:

    Maybe she glued herself to the seat. What scam artists will do for money these days can be very creative.

    Poor lady. But at least it will make a great story to tell her grandkids some day.
     
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    Super glue has a strong, distinct odor. But then so does shit.
    I'd say it was intentional.
    God help the world if that woman has grandkids.
     
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    Just do not sit on public toilet seats. Yuck.
     
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    Excellent point.

    My guess is that the mystery will never be solved unless some moronic teenager decides to brag about it on facebook.
     
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    An oldie but a goodie
     
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    ummm... near as i can recall, super glue dries pretty quickly. i wouldn't discount the idea that this woman did it to herself so she could sue... at least not without further investigation.

    and who sits down without looking?

    just saying'
     
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    Hell, I "shop" for stalls....I don't even go in one if it is disgusting.

    And, yeah, sometimes you just have to sit, but damn, you just have to coat that seat with TP...tons of TP.
     
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    I'd like to offer something more substantive but I'm fresh out of ideas.
    Am quite hung over this morning. And I have to poop.
    Wal Mart is 3 miles away. My bathroom is much closer.
    I did use super glue yesterday to repair my quad-ccopter that I crashed.
    Airplane glue smells much better.
     
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    Lil Billy Bob, if ye needz summa that thar munney to git new tarz fer duh truck, just glue yer ass to da seet at Walmark. :cuckoo:
     

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