Woman, Pregnant With Triples, Shot Three Times

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    A woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a local bank, and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily she and the babies were okay. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in, because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters, and a very healthy son. All was fine for 16 years...

    And then one daughter walked into her Mom's room in tears.
    "What's wrong?" asked the mother.

    "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out!" replied the daughter.
    The mother told her it was okay, and explained what happened 16 years
    ago.

    About a week later, the second daughter walked into the room in
    tears..."Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."

    Again, the mother told her not to worry, and explained what happened 16
    years ago.

    About a week after this, her son walked into the room in tears. "It's
    okay", said the Mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a tinkle and
    a bullet came out.

    "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog!"
     

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