I can't talk on my cell phone, now I can't masturbate....I may have to give up driving...I mean what's the point?
Did anyone see the irony in her name? Her last name is Hamilton, and she lives in Cincinnati. Do you know what county Cincinnati is in? HAMILTON! So fucking rich!!!
It's ok to multitask while you're driving but according to the law, you must have your emergency flashers on.
License and registration please. Uhm ... okay officer. Can you please hold my vibrator while I get them for you?