Woman Nabbed For Auto Erotic Crime

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  1. Aug 26, 2010 #1
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    This is some serious shit! It's dangerous!
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    Since when is it illegal to masturbate while driving? Fuck!
     
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    I can't talk on my cell phone, now I can't masturbate....I may have to give up driving...I mean what's the point?
     
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    That no-good, crack-smoking bean-flicker!
     
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    Did anyone see the irony in her name?

    Her last name is Hamilton, and she lives in Cincinnati.

    Do you know what county Cincinnati is in?

    HAMILTON!

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    So fucking rich!!!
     
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    It's ok to multitask while you're driving but according to the law, you must have your emergency flashers on.
     
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    License and registration please.

    Uhm ... okay officer. Can you please hold my vibrator while I get them for you?
     
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    Bet he gives her a ticket Lickity split...:lol:
     
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    "Multi-tasking" can make you grow hair on your palms and go blind. Its a public health concern. Lol
     
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