Woman Nabbed For Auto Erotic Crime

[masquerade]

Cincinnati woman was caught multitasking herself in Pontiac

Multitasking herself?

 

[Ringel05]

This is some serious shit! It's dangerous!

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Since when is it illegal to masturbate while driving? Fuck!

 

[CrusaderFrank]

I can't talk on my cell phone, now I can't masturbate....I may have to give up driving...I mean what's the point?

 

[xotoxi]

That no-good, crack-smoking bean-flicker!

 

[xotoxi]

Did anyone see the irony in her name?

Her last name is Hamilton, and she lives in Cincinnati.

Do you know what county Cincinnati is in?

HAMILTON!



So fucking rich!!!

 

[Big Black Dog]

It's ok to multitask while you're driving but according to the law, you must have your emergency flashers on.

 

[masquerade]

License and registration please.

Uhm ... okay officer. Can you please hold my vibrator while I get them for you?

 

[Big Black Dog]

License and registration please.

Uhm ... okay officer. Can you please hold my vibrator while I get them for you?

Bet he gives her a ticket Lickity split...

 

[chanel]

"Multi-tasking" can make you grow hair on your palms and go blind. Its a public health concern. Lol

 

[Ringel05]

License and registration please.

Uhm ... okay officer. Can you please hold my vibrator while I get them for you?

Just leave it where it is ma'am, it's evidence. Besides I know where it's been.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Boy. We're really "humming" along here this morning, aren't we?

 

[Ringel05]

Boy. We're really "humming" along here this morning, aren't we?

Okay, that was bad. That was almost as bad as some of mine.

 

[masquerade]

License and registration please.

Uhm ... okay officer. Can you please hold my vibrator while I get them for you?

Bet he gives her a ticket Lickity split...

Take the batteries out of the vibrator and step away from the vehicle!

 

[del]

if you can't multitask while driving, what's the point of getting a hands-free cell phone?

 

[Big Black Dog]

if you can't multitask while driving, what's the point of getting a hands-free cell phone?

Good point.

 

[Zoom-boing]

Woman Nabbed For Auto Erotic Crime

Srsly?? Oh cum on!

 

[xotoxi]

Bet he gives her a ticket Lickity split...

Did you say she was giving out tickets to lick her split?

 

[PoliticalChic]

Cincinnati woman was caught multitasking herself in Pontiac

Multitasking herself?

Did you see the first comment under the article?

I wish I could give that guy a rep!

 

[CrusaderFrank]

There's no law against juggling while driving or eating a cheeseburger while driving or changing a radio station, so why can't you take one hand off the wheel to pleasure yourself? Huh?

If more people pleasured themselves while driving road rage would disappear.