Woman marries her dog (seriously)

[JBeukema]

Didn't work at all. Example from JB's post:
"She likes dogs cause they eat shit"

Like I said.... JB didn't make a good case with his kitty example.

Oh, I get it, it's only fair for you to words in other peoples mouths.
Gotcha.

You let your own words come rollin' out of your mouth. I'm just here catchin' 'em.

I think it's MM who needs to be careful about what he might catch from you

 

[alan1]

Those ARE dog-bones.... Nice try though.

Dog bones are what's left over after you serve dog for dinner.

No, dog-bones are snacks you feed to dogs, and Milk-Bones are a brand name of dog-bones.

Only the Chinese serve dog for dinner.

I'm not Chinese, neither are the Koreans, the Native Americans, The Pakistani, nor a whole host of other nationalities.

 

[JBeukema]

Remember, Man,

 

[DamnYankee]

Only the Chinese serve dog for dinner.

That's racist!


the Vietnamese don't count any more?


fucking bigot....

There are no fuckin' Vietnamese joints around here! Japanese and Korean, yeah....

 

[DamnYankee]

Oh, I get it, it's only fair for you to words in other peoples mouths.
Gotcha.

You let your own words come rollin' out of your mouth. I'm just here catchin' 'em.

I think it's MM who needs to be careful about what he might catch from you

You're right.... He might just catch the longest ride of his life....

 

[DamnYankee]

Dog bones are what's left over after you serve dog for dinner.

No, dog-bones are snacks you feed to dogs, and Milk-Bones are a brand name of dog-bones.

Only the Chinese serve dog for dinner.

I'm not Chinese, neither are the Koreans, the Native Americans, The Pakistani, nor a whole host of other nationalities.

Are you tryin' to justify serving dog for dinner?

 

[alan1]

No, dog-bones are snacks you feed to dogs, and Milk-Bones are a brand name of dog-bones.

Only the Chinese serve dog for dinner.

I'm not Chinese, neither are the Koreans, the Native Americans, The Pakistani, nor a whole host of other nationalities.

Are you tryin' to justify serving dog for dinner?

Just pointing out the fallacy of your argument.

 

[DamnYankee]

Remember, Man,

You aren't well educated, are you?

 

[JBeukema]

You let your own words come rollin' out of your mouth. I'm just here catchin' 'em.

I think it's MM who needs to be careful about what he might catch from you

You're right.... He might just catch the longest ride of his life....

or just his last ride, once that syphilis reaches his brain and he goes down like Al Capone

 

[DamnYankee]

I'm not Chinese, neither are the Koreans, the Native Americans, The Pakistani, nor a whole host of other nationalities.

Are you tryin' to justify serving dog for dinner?

Just pointing out the fallacy of your argument.

Who's arguing? I just ain't eatin' anything you're serving....

 

[DamnYankee]

I think it's MM who needs to be careful about what he might catch from you

You're right.... He might just catch the longest ride of his life....

or just his last ride, once that syphilis reaches his brain and he goes down like Al Capone

That why YOU haven't showed up yet? Still sufferin' from your last experience? You really should have kept better company....

 

[JBeukema]

You're right.... He might just catch the longest ride of his life....

or just his last ride, once that syphilis reaches his brain and he goes down like Al Capone

That why YOU haven't showed up yet? Still sufferin' from your last experience? You really should have kept better company....

You said you were clean, bitch!

Should I tell KK she needs to get checked now?

 

[auditor0007]

I bet the dog cheats on her before to long.

Now that would just be expected.

If she gets another puppy, will it be polygamy?

I'm just wondering if she neutered her husband.

 

[DamnYankee]

or just his last ride, once that syphilis reaches his brain and he goes down like Al Capone

That why YOU haven't showed up yet? Still sufferin' from your last experience? You really should have kept better company....

You said you were clean, bitch!

Should I tell KK she needs to get checked now?

Awww.... Look at that.... Big fuckin' braggart.... Couldn't get it up, could ya?

 

[DamnYankee]

Now that would just be expected.

If she gets another puppy, will it be polygamy?

I'm just wondering if she neutered her husband.

You don't think she wants a litter???

 

[T-Bor]

As a single woman I understand it's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and the dating scene is ruff, but this chick is barking up the wrong tree!

Doesn't appear to be dog eating dog....

I just had to chime in and say that this thread so far has brought me to tears from laughing so hard. My gosh fellas, thanks, rough day at work and this has me laughing hard.

 

[random3434]

As a single woman I understand it's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and the dating scene is ruff, but this chick is barking up the wrong tree!

Doesn't appear to be dog eating dog....

I just had to chime in and say that this thread so far has brought me to tears from laughing so hard. My gosh fellas, thanks, rough day at work and this has me laughing hard.

Anything to help you get through these dog day afternoons.

 

[DamnYankee]

Doesn't appear to be dog eating dog....

I just had to chime in and say that this thread so far has brought me to tears from laughing so hard. My gosh fellas, thanks, rough day at work and this has me laughing hard.

Anything to help you get through these dog day afternoons.

Probably gonna love the ending....

 

[Big Black Dog]

Woman really married her dog? Wow. It's pretty tough to get a guy to put the crapper seat down when he's finished taking a whiz. Can't imagine what will happen if he takes a dump in the middle of the floor!