Wingnut Pastor Hagee: 'Jail women who cry out the Lord's name in vain during sex'

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    This spoof should be moved to the humor room.
     
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    Hmm, so I shouldn't yell "fuck you god!" every time I cum? I guess I need a new catch phrase.
     
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    I'm going to have to do some field research on this....
     
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    mass murmurer.....lol....
     
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    What did you just imperfectly murmer, Kemosabe?
     
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    My personal research indicates that they scream ALOT.

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    I would really think it would be weird if your wife called out obamas name during sex. In fact, I would be asking for a divorce at that moment.
     
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    fake story.
     
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    those are words you never heard...
     
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    Which words do you mean, RWNJ?

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