Wine & Chocolate

"Which famous opponent of Cartesian Dualism resists the reduction of the psychological phenomenon to a physical state, and insists there is no point of contact between the extended and the unextended?"

"I don't know that!"

"Well, have a guess."

"Henry Bergson."

"...Is the correct answer! You have won a blow to the head."

"I don't even know who he is."
 
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if i were going to have chocolate, i'd go with the crunchy frog.

(Oooh, good memory!)

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.

:clap2:

i'd love to stay but i'm off to the upper class twit of the year regionals.

last year i took a bronze. wish me luck!

Try clubbing yourself into second place this time!
 
(Oooh, good memory!)

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.

:clap2:

i'd love to stay but i'm off to the upper class twit of the year regionals.

last year i took a bronze. wish me luck!

Try clubbing yourself into second place this time!

good-o!
ran out of bullets last time.
 
Red wine and dark chocolate.

Mmmmmmmm!

I wish I had some right now.
 

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