Will Your Next Air Travel Include This?

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    The operators of the machines should get combat pay.

    The pic shown in the article is not the body of the typical air traveler.
     
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    Don't know and don't care if my next trip will have such a scanner. But I sure hope I get a seat next to the babe shown in the example.
     
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    No, you get to sit next to an Arab that thinks he owns the armrest .... until you impress upon him that your forearms are bigger.:eusa_angel:

    Then there was the rather "portly" woman that thought I was a freakin' pillow.:evil:
     
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    can't they just make the program so the genitials and nipples are blocked out
     
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    Umm I don't think that scanner would pick up guns under belly flaps....

    Or tucked between buffalo butt cheeks?
     
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    Thing is, if they actually followed procedures and did basic profile screening, this wouldn't be necessary.

    From what I have seen, they don't really pay that much attention anyway, and there are too many pervs working the airport anyway.

    Given my physique, I am pretty sure they would turn the scanner off when they saw me coming.
     

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