Will there be guns in heaven?

With a leader that has the power of God, there's no need of guns.

It doesn't quite have the same meaning when you say that with a leader like obama, there's no need of guns.
 
Won't need them, there won't be any low life criminal scum or any socialist democrats to need protection from.

But how can you know that as God is so forgiving?

I'm packing anyway just in case....should I be so fortunate to enter the Pearly Gates.

That's a good idea -- I'm thinking you may have to shoot your way in my friend...:D

You may be right; I'll pack my priest blessed 44 just in case, like they do in Supernatural.

Just wait 'til I tell the rest of the board you're expecting Democrats to be in heaven. Truth comes out. Wear the libtard label. Wear it proudly. :razz:

Hey, just because I admit that it is plausible that a Democrat might enter Heaven doesnt mean that I expect them to.

But stranger things have happened.
 
Good point. I doubt that democrats will be in heaven. Likely they would say there's no heaven and refuse to go.
 
This preacher was using his microphone and amplifier to ask passersby one question: "Where will you spend eternity?". He was also wearing a cap indicating a past affiliation with the 101st Airbourne Division of the US Army. The fellow in the foreground was passing out bible tracts.
It's a pity no one asked them their opinion of whether or not sinners could enter Paradise with their guns. :Boom2:

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Won't need them, there won't be any low life criminal scum or any socialist democrats to need protection from.

There won't be any racists and white supremacists either.

Werent the Great Patriarchal Prophets 'Jewish Supremacists'? I know Jesus was.

And no Abe Lincoln in Heaven? He believed that blacks were inferior to whites.

It's funny how today in pop culture America buggery, drug addiction, killing your own babies and 'theft by government' all get a pass, but no lib can ever pass an opportuity to talk about how fucking evil 'racists' are, however one defines that term. (Hint: alot of libs say that all white people are racists, lol)
 
Granny says God don't need guns in Heaven...

... why, if anybody gets outta line...

... he just zaps `em inna butt with a thunderbolt...

... which is what's goin' on when ya hear...

... the thunder an' lightnin'...

... when a rainstorm's goin' on.
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Won't need them, there won't be any low life criminal scum or any socialist democrats to need protection from.

There won't be any racists and white supremacists either.


Sure there will be. Racists are realists who speak the truth no matter how unpopular that truth may be and the Lord loves the truth.
Racism-a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race.
You don't think God knows this truth? He can see the failures of the negro culture Himself.

As for white supremacists, well let's see.
White supremacist-One who believes that white people are racially superior to others and should therefore dominate society. Nothing wrong with this belief either. Hell, blacks under white rule faired much better than blacks under negro rule all over the world and considering that the negroid culture has done very little to benefit their own land or the lands they populate, and instead have seen EVERYTHING that makes their lives better come from OTHER cultures and races, He'll see no problem with people who think this way either.
 
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I don't know about guns but I do know there is no beer in heaven

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Won't need them, there won't be any low life criminal scum or any socialist democrats to need protection from.

There won't be any racists and white supremacists either.


Sure there will be. Racists are realists who speak the truth no matter how unpopular that truth may be and the Lord loves the truth.
Racism-a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race.
You don't think God knows this truth? He can see the failures of the negro culture Himself.

As for white supremacists, well let's see.
White supremacist-One who believes that white people are racially superior to others and should therefore dominate society. Nothing wrong with this belief either. Hell, blacks under white rule faired much better than blacks under negro rule all over the world and considering that the negroid culture has done very little to benefit their own land or the lands they populate, and instead have seen EVERYTHING that makes their lives better come from OTHER cultures and races, He'll see no problem with people who think this way either.

Right. The Lord will allow vile racists into heaven but He won't let in social democrats whose driving goal in life is to help the poor.

rofl

It's funny that racists think they're Christian.
 
Some here on earth seem inseperable from their guns and might not enjoy heaven much without their guns.

I imagine there will still be guns needed in heaven...

You still need to hunt down those who are in heaven illegally
You still need to protect your "stuff" from other angels
You need to prepare for the eventual showdown with the Devil

What is thunder other than the angels taking target practice?
 
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