Will there be guns in heaven?

[uscitizen]

Some here on earth seem inseperable from their guns and might not enjoy heaven much without their guns.

 

[boedicca]

If it's heaven, why would anyone need a weapon to defend himself?

 

[uscitizen]

I dunno the angels fit all over the place at least once.

Well that and my ex mother in law told me she was sure she was going to heaven.

 

[Dajjal]

Even if they had guns they cannot kill you. because you are already dead.

 

[Samson]

Some here on earth seem inseperable from their guns and might not enjoy heaven much without their guns.

You mean like abortion and free government cheese?

 

[uscitizen]

Everything will be free in heaven.
they even have gold paving bricks.

 

[elvis]

No but there won't be any crooked politicians either.

 

[Bill Angel]

What will many people do in Paradise, if they don't have first person shooter video games to occupy their time? Read books?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

No guns and no Progressives...that's heaven

 

[there4eyeM]

For those who believe in guns, yes.

 

[eots]

There most surly will be..as well as ol coonhounds...for the coon huntin,square dancin..oh ya and dont let that other fella fool ya ifn he says you cant bring your hound or need to check your gun at the door you know your in the wrong place...

 

[Big Black Dog]

Will there be guns in heaven?

If there is good rabbit hunting up in heaven, I sure hope there will be some guns too...

 

[Samson]

Everything will be free in heaven.
they even have gold paving bricks.

I wonder if you can kill someone with a gold brick.........guess I'll have to wait to find out.

 

[Avatar4321]

Everything will be free in heaven.
they even have gold paving bricks.

Only if you start paving.

 

[Pogo]

If it's heaven, why would anyone need a weapon to defend himself?

Dey don't. Dat's why dey so mean.

Because "defending themselves" is only a PC pretext. What they really like is blowing the heads off things.

On the other hand if you're in heaven it means you're fully content and perverse inclinations like that don't exist. So the final answer is prolly that the gun nutz ain't gwine to hebbin' anyway. Ergo the question is moot.

 

[JimBowie1958]

If it's heaven, why would anyone need a weapon to defend himself?

Because, even in Heaven, it is plausible that one might run in to a gun grabbing Democrat.

 

[JimBowie1958]

If it's heaven, why would anyone need a weapon to defend himself?

Dey don't. Dat's why dey so mean.

Because "defending themselves" is only a PC pretext. What they really like is blowing the heads off things.

On the other hand if you're in heaven it means you're fully content and perverse inclinations like that don't exist. So the final answer is prolly that the gun nutz ain't gwine to hebbin' anyway. Ergo the question is moot.

Bah, the angels are some of the finest shots in existance.

 

[jtpr312]

Won't need them, there won't be any low life criminal scum or any socialist democrats to need protection from.

 

[JimBowie1958]

Won't need them, there won't be any low life criminal scum or any socialist democrats to need protection from.

But how can you know that as God is so forgiving?

I'm packing anyway just in case....should I be so fortunate to enter the Pearly Gates.

 

[Pogo]

Won't need them, there won't be any low life criminal scum or any socialist democrats to need protection from.

But how can you know that as God is so forgiving?

I'm packing anyway just in case....should I be so fortunate to enter the Pearly Gates.

That's a good idea -- I'm thinking you may have to shoot your way in my friend...

Just wait 'til I tell the rest of the board you're expecting Democrats to be in heaven. Truth comes out. Wear the libtard label. Wear it proudly.