Will there be guns in heaven?

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    Some here on earth seem inseperable from their guns and might not enjoy heaven much without their guns.
     
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    If it's heaven, why would anyone need a weapon to defend himself?
     
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    I dunno the angels fit all over the place at least once.

    Well that and my ex mother in law told me she was sure she was going to heaven.
     
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    Even if they had guns they cannot kill you. because you are already dead.
     
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    You mean like abortion and free government cheese?
     
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    Everything will be free in heaven.
    they even have gold paving bricks.
     
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    No but there won't be any crooked politicians either.
     
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    What will many people do in Paradise, if they don't have first person shooter video games to occupy their time? Read books?
     
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    No guns and no Progressives...that's heaven
     
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    For those who believe in guns, yes.
     

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