Discussion in 'The Garage' started by AllieBaba, Dec 11, 2009.
I have never turned any Wild Turkey down, hell I would drink fermented camel piss if it has a kick, (it does, first Gulf War, but I shall never speak of this again), but I prefer Jack when I am in a whiskey kinda mood.
Still, I only drink whiskey when I am in a suicidal, stand it like Hemmingway kind of mood.
Some one usually talks me down from the roof, puts some clothing on me, and then she rips them off again shortly there after to reaffirm the circle of life.
Wild Turkey is the shit for a daytime buzz fest. Buy it in pints to prevent unfortunate consequences.
When I'm drinking Wild Turkey or good quality tequila during the day, I am predisposed to reading street signs and store signs backwards, to the hilarity of all.
That is a guud buzz, street sign sex is good readen.
on the ranch my brother managed before this last one, they had a large amount of wil turkeys.
The Ranch was known as Butterball Mountain.
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