Why Stamp Of Obama Isn't Sticking

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    This cracked me up:

    The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings: 1.The stamp is in perfect order. 2. There is nothing wrong with the glue. 3. People are spitting on the wrong side.
     
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    This is fine.
     
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    Conservatives spit, while Liberals lick.
     
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    Even worse! Liberals are sucking the glue side and the damn things are getting stuck in their throats. Fortunately for them Obamacare does cover suckups.
     
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    As in, suckup that fetus. :thup:
     
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    Screw racists and hater dupes. Read a paper...try civility just a bit.
     
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    no sense of humor Frankie?....i bet if that joke was about Bush you would have laughed and gave the poster who put it up one of these....

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    Most leftists dream of licking Obama.
     
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    Medical care in Kenya was unaffordable at the time and there was a huge coat hanger shortage else we wouldn't be in the shit we are now.
     

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