Why Stamp Of Obama Isn't Sticking

[bripat9643]

This cracked me up:

The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings: 1.The stamp is in perfect order. 2. There is nothing wrong with the glue. 3. People are spitting on the wrong side.

 

[Mr. H.]

This is fine.

 

[Mr. H.]

Conservatives spit, while Liberals lick.

 

[HenryBHough]

Conservatives spit, while Liberals lick.

Even worse! Liberals are sucking the glue side and the damn things are getting stuck in their throats. Fortunately for them Obamacare does cover suckups.

 

[Mr. H.]

Conservatives spit, while Liberals lick.

Even worse! Liberals are sucking the glue side and the damn things are getting stuck in their throats. Fortunately for them Obamacare does cover suckups.

As in, suckup that fetus.

 

[Harry Dresden]

This cracked me up:

The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings: 1.The stamp is in perfect order. 2. There is nothing wrong with the glue. 3. People are spitting on the wrong side.

 

[francoHFW]

Screw racists and hater dupes. Read a paper...try civility just a bit.

 

[Harry Dresden]

Screw racists and hater dupes. Read a paper...try civility just a bit.

no sense of humor Frankie?....i bet if that joke was about Bush you would have laughed and gave the poster who put it up one of these....

 

[Uncensored2008]

Conservatives spit, while Liberals lick.

Most leftists dream of licking Obama.

 

[HenryBHough]

Conservatives spit, while Liberals lick.

Even worse! Liberals are sucking the glue side and the damn things are getting stuck in their throats. Fortunately for them Obamacare does cover suckups.

As in, suckup that fetus.

Medical care in Kenya was unaffordable at the time and there was a huge coat hanger shortage else we wouldn't be in the shit we are now.

 

[konradv]

Screw racists and hater dupes. Read a paper...try civility just a bit.

no sense of humor Frankie?....i bet if that joke was about Bush you would have laughed and gave the poster who put it up one of these.

It was about Bush. The name has just been changed. Old joke.

 

[TheGreatGatsby]

Screw racists and hater dupes. Read a paper...try civility just a bit.

no sense of humor Frankie?....i bet if that joke was about Bush you would have laughed and gave the poster who put it up one of these.

It was about Bush. The name has just been changed. Old joke.

Sniffle.

 

[HenryBHough]

Just thinking about the days when the Kennedy half dollars were first dumped on an unsuspecting public. Fondly remembering the hand soap shortages in non-leftist areas as people rushed to wash themselves thoroughly after being handed them in change.