Why Sharks Circle Before Attacking.....

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> Why Sharks CircleWhy
> Sharks Circle You Before Attacking...
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> Two great white sharks swimming
> in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken
> ship.
>
>
>
> "Follow me son" the
> father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass
> of people.
>
>
>
> "First we swim around them a
> few times with just the tip of our fins
> showing."
>
>
>
> And they did.
>
>
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> "Well done, son! Now we swim
> around them a few times with all of our fins
> showing."
>
>
>
> And they did.
>
>
>
> "Now we eat
> everybody."
>
>
>
> And they did.
>
>
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> When they were both gorged, the
> son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at
> first? Why did we swim around and around
> them?"
>
>
>
> His wise father replied,
> "Because they taste better
> if you scare the **** out of them
> first!"
>
 
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